Michael Flatley is a god. PERIOD [Archive]

Mr. Hunt

01-10-06, 03:10 AM

You all know him... you all love him (and if not you shall burn in hell).

Last year I bought the Michael Flatley Gold DVD and just watched it again and man... this guy is so freaking awesome... he gets all the chicks and when you see him look in their eyes you know they are just DREAMING of dropping their panties for him. And then the dudes all fear him... except one group of jackasses who think they can outdance him... they try but he has a group of his own dancers who go toe to toe with the other group and the way Flatley looks like he almost a military general giving these men orders... it is amazing. Like at one part on Lord of the Dance the guys are all in a line doing their riverdancing thing... and he just walks down looking at them like he is about to go APE **** AND DESTROY THEIR LIVES! He is so F**KING AWESOME! He is like a freaking drill sergeant commanding his troops into BATTLE!

PROOF!

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1540/flatleylisa026dx.jpg
Flatley gets all the ladies.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/79/0000065569ae.jpg
Look me in the eye and tell me he doesn't look like the most charming bastard alive. You can't. And if you try... you are a F**KING LIAR!

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4743/mfbus5yf.gif
No words even needed here... the chiseled body of a Greek god.

If you can't appreciate the manliness within this thread... leave now, or thou shalt be dealt with accordingly by thy hand.

CaptNKILL

01-10-06, 03:11 AM

(gay)

Zelda_fan

01-10-06, 03:14 AM

I think the guy's ugly as sin. Probably a homosexual too.

Mr. Hunt

01-10-06, 03:14 AM

(gay)

I get what you are saying... I forgot to mention that Michael Flatley is so awesome... he can actually raise people from the dead!

Zelda_fan

01-10-06, 03:18 AM

Michael Flatley is gay

PROOF:

http://www.burgsatzvey.de/seiten/firmen_flatley.jpg

http://www.israeldance.co.il/Michael%20Flatley%2000.jpg

http://images.windowsmedia.com/img/prov_u/300_80/00602498865057_800x800.jpg

Celtic Tiger? If this guys isn't gay, I don't know what is.

Mr. Hunt

01-10-06, 03:20 AM

Michael Flatley is gay

PROOF:

http://www.burgsatzvey.de/seiten/firmen_flatley.jpg

http://www.israeldance.co.il/Michael%20Flatley%2000.jpg

http://images.windowsmedia.com/img/prov_u/300_80/00602498865057_800x800.jpg

Celtic Tiger? If this guys isn't gay, I don't know what is.

Well it IS NOT GAY! And I know what is... YOUR FACE!

Take your Flatley hate and get out of here and never look back, for he will come down upon you with a mighty foot and dance your head off. Sometimes he lets you live, but it is hopeless because you fall madly in love with him and since he is the MOST HETEROSEXUAL MALE EVER!!!!... you will know it will never happen so you end up taking a crapload of pills to escape.

Zelda_fan

01-10-06, 03:23 AM

http://www.israeldance.co.il/Michael%20Flatley%2000.jpg

So the above picture is a picture of the most heterosexual male alive? yeah.....

Dude looks like a dancing fairy.

Mr. Hunt

01-10-06, 03:33 AM

http://www.israeldance.co.il/Michael%20Flatley%2000.jpg

So the above picture is a picture of the most heterosexual male alive? yeah.....

Dude looks like a dancing fairy.

Man... you cannot be serious. He could beat the hell out of you and an army of thousands at the same time. How could he possibly be a homosexual? HMM? He dances for a living (and makes a crapload), so why can't you just respect the fact that he is, in fact, a god and cannot be killed by mere mortals.

FACT: Michael Flatley is heterosexual.
FACT: Michael Flatley will kill you for saying otherwise.

Go and download and watch some of his performances... he is the most athletic man alive and his dances are awesome and the music kicks ass.

Zelda_fan

01-10-06, 03:34 AM

The guy probably is heterosexual. And I'm sure his performances are awsome. They have to be with the amount of money I'm sure he makes.

I'm just saying he looks pretty gay in that pic.

evilchris

01-10-06, 03:37 AM

Mr. Hunt is gay.

PROOF:

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=788578&postcount=1

CaptNKILL

01-10-06, 03:40 AM

Mr. Hunt is gay.

PROOF:

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=788578&postcount=1
:lol2:

BTW, this thread is awesome. And he is pretty h0tt... :naughty:

TierMann

01-10-06, 03:59 AM

I'd pay to see him vs. Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T.
That'd be a fight.

Michael Flatley is gay

PROOF:

http://www.burgsatzvey.de/seiten/firmen_flatley.jpg

You're only seeing what you want to see (and what you do see should say something). What really happend is that he caused that explosion with his mind.

retsam

01-10-06, 04:14 AM

omfg, this is the gayies thread i have ever read. ...oh man i need to go shower after reading it ..

betterdan

01-10-06, 08:02 AM

(dot)

Ninjaman09

01-10-06, 09:40 AM

I thought it was hilarious.

But totally gay.

LORD-eX-Bu

01-10-06, 09:44 AM

is this thread a joke or is Mr. Hunt really sexually attracted to Michael Flatley:lol:

nrs421

01-10-06, 10:14 AM

-LORD-eX-Bu']is this thread a joke or is Mr. Hunt really sexually attracted to Michael Flatley:lol:

i think he's just trying to make superklye jealous....

betterdan

01-10-06, 01:37 PM

i think he's just trying to make superklye jealous....
Why? Did Mr. Hunt finally get himself a Lamarossa? :D

stncttr908

01-10-06, 01:48 PM

You don't have to be gay to like Michael Flatley, you just have to be gay to be Michael Flatley.

Come on, you know where that's from. I'm looking at you, Klye.

DiscipleDOC

01-10-06, 02:06 PM

More spam posts! :D

nrs421

01-10-06, 02:08 PM

i have no idea what your talking about...my posts are always meaningful and full of insight

Mr. Hunt

01-10-06, 02:52 PM

I am serious... I am not gay... but I can't help but fall in love with The Flatley. When I was watching Michael Flatley Gold last night I just died basically with the way he was moving... I started watching "Feet of Flames" later on and I passed out from how awesome he was, no lie.

AND MICHAEL FLATLEY IS NOT GAY! Watch him... you will see he is very straight and he is just plain awesome. Also, in that picture where there is an explosion behind him... that was his doing. Somebody tried to tell him he wasn't a sexy, charming beast... and he made him explode into flames.

Moral of the story: DO NOT LIE TO MICHAEL FLATLEY OR YOU WILL BE BLOWN UP!

Tygerwoody

01-10-06, 03:03 PM

I am serious... I am not gay... but I can't help but fall in love with The Flatley. When I was watching Michael Flatley Gold last night I just died basically with the way he was moving... I started watching "Feet of Flames" later on and I passed out from how awesome he was, no lie.

AND MICHAEL FLATLEY IS NOT GAY! Watch him... you will see he is very straight and he is just plain awesome. Also, in that picture where there is an explosion behind him... that was his doing. Somebody tried to tell him he wasn't a sexy, charming beast... and he made him explode into flames.

Moral of the story: DO NOT LIE TO MICHAEL FLATLEY OR YOU WILL BE BLOWN UP!
"Mr. Hunt will you please come out of the closet"

"I'm not in the closet"

"Mr. Hunt, I KNOW you are in the closet. I can HEAR you. Please come OUT of the closet."

"I will not come out of the closet! Leave me alone!"

"R Kelly is coming in to get you out of the closet.....(pause)... R Kelly and Mr. Hunt please come out of the closet!"

Mr. Hunt

01-10-06, 03:09 PM

"Mr. Hunt will you please come out of the closet"

"I'm not in the closet"

"Mr. Hunt, I KNOW you are in the closet. I can HEAR you. Please come OUT of the closet."

"I will not come out of the closet! Leave me alone!"

"R Kelly is coming in to get you out of the closet.....(pause)... R Kelly and Mr. Hunt please come out of the closet!"

Go ahead and make your jokes... when Flatley ((nana2) ) hears about it... you will surely be slain.

gmontem

01-10-06, 03:17 PM

Chuck Norris > Michael Flatley in skill and in bed :bleh: