User Conspiracy

[poursoul]

We all know that nv employees as well as ati employees view and participate (most likely) in the forums, perhaps even carmack himself. I would like to begin a conspiracy thread. And beings how this topic is timeless, i would like a mod to make this an "important" thread if it becomes popular.

The point of this thread is to name someone then back it up. This will most likely just be a bunch of fun, but we might just finger someone.

[vampireuk]

I shall get the ball rolling

You are in fact Bill Gates. trying to draw the attention away from Pallidum. by trying to name other forum members as key members of the IT industry.

:D

[ragejg]

Uttar = Nvidia middle honch0 on GFFX development/mktg team...

env[lord]ex-bu = disgruntled former nvidia employee, now works for ATI...

ATILuvr9700 = SiS Xabre Team mole ID... out to glean gamer preferences/consumer attitude under an ATI-ish cloak... so far nothing's helped them...

look ma, no rolleyes!!

:D

PS: PsychoSy: = BitBoy *ha!

[LORD-eX-Bu]

roflmao! oh thats great! hahah, now my cover is blown:p Now I have to kill you;)

[UDawg]

Hellbinder is Carmak and actually sleeps with a GFFX (stroking it gently) or maybe it just keeps him warm.

[ragejg]

Originally posted by [eNv]-LORD-eX-Bu
roflmao! oh thats great! hahah, now my cover is blown:p Now I have to kill you;)

I knew that'd get you to crawl from yr hole and show your pale-a** face!!

[LORD-eX-Bu]

haha, you have a problem with my face?:p LOL, thats monitor glow, I'm nice and toasty, desert hehe, LMAO! DIE:mad: :p !

[Starscream]

K.I.L.E.R. = Derek Smart. By saying things like this:

"IMO, Mr. Derek Smart is a hypocrite: Only someone who is either (a) lying (b) ashamed of their products (c) just plain ashamed, would hestitate to give out some simple and straight forward information. - Derek Smart, Ph.D."

He is in fact garnering sympathy for himself and thus more sales of Battle Cruiser! :)

[de><ta]

bigus <----- steve jobs :p

Gib <------ runner up contender for an apple commercial

stealthhawk <----- lead coder for Duke Nukem Forever

mod <------ brainchild of Bonzi Buddy

3dfx workers:
koalax
naziguy
...

EDIT:
changed the order... i did not mean mod to be a 3dfx worker;)

[Mod]

Originally posted by de><ta


3dfx worker:
koalax
naziguy
...

mod <------ created Bonzi Buddy

Who is Bonzi Buddy ? :confused: In your list I am with naziguy and koalax. I don't see any relation :confused: :eek:

By the way, you are Yu Suzuki. So, when Shenmue 3 will be released, and what kind of enhancements will it have ?

[UDawg]

http://www.bonzi.com/bonzibuddy/bonzibuddyfreehom.asp

[Shinri Hikari]

Bonzi buddy is an annoying Pop-up like the one in MSWord.:mad: I hated both and i'd like few things less than that!

[de><ta]

Originally posted by Mod
Who is Bonzi Buddy ? :confused: In your list I am with naziguy and koalax. I don't see any relation :confused: :eek:



changed it, i did not mean to put it like that.

As for bonzi buddy, i have a feeling you created it :crosseye:
its a conspiracy right??? :confused: (nothing serious)


As for Shenmue 3, it will be released along with Duke Nukem Forever:D

[digitalwanderer]

ByteMe is really Derek Smart, he posts under a pseudoname when he's being nice to people to protect his reputation. ;)

[poursoul]

got a real one this time, not real important though. X-Reaper is a honcho (or just a gimp) at visiontek. check this (http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6993) thread.

It's his only post! And only minutes after the site goes up!!!

[PsychoSy]

Originally posted by ragejg: PsychoSy: = BitBoy :p

:eek: :eek: :eek: ...........................:mad: :mad: :mad:

http://www.fyremoon.net/~psychosy/images/Misc/wise.jpg
:rw:

[ragejg]

okay okay, psychosy is just "guy with bird poop on his head"...

which seems to resemble Billy Corgan

who is Trent Reznor(ID pal)'s nemesis (courtney Love's fault... and I think she's kiler's alter ego maybe)...

who prolly works for ID's nemesis...

So we'll probably hear Billy's voice or music on Unreal 2!! jk.. psychosy isn't it you that was gonna make alternate announcer voices anyway, and then you posted some hilariousness that made everyone fall down and die laughing?

connection? mebbe...


:afro:

[crainger]

I think jAkUp work for EVGA.

and ChrisRay is a mod for Nvidia/SLIZone...

[-=Gib-McFragger=-]

Holy feck. WTF are you doing digging up a thread this old?


craingFAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad craingclaw, bad!

[methimpikehoses]

Who is Bonzi Buddy ? :confused: In your list I am with naziguy and koalax. I don't see any relation :confused: :eek:

By the way, you are Yu Suzuki. So, when Shenmue 3 will be released, and what kind of enhancements will it have ?

Penile enhancements!

You're Hideo Kojima!!!!11 :rofl

[crainger]

Holy feck. WTF are you doing digging up a thread this old?


craingFAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad craingclaw, bad!

I'm posting!

[Starscream]

:zombie3:

(wack)

[LORD-eX-Bu]

Penile enhancements!

You're Hideo Kojima!!!!11 :rofl

:udawg:

[Butter Bandit]

I think Crainger is actually Don Bradman.

I think Bearclaw is Crainger.

I think Don Bradman is actually Elton John.

I think Bigman fell in love with Elton John.

Bigman is really Hulk Hogan.

And I'm actually a time-traveler.

[Feyy]

:zombie3:

(wack)

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