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PsychoSy
02-03-03, 04:00 AM
They say that crude oil is "rich".
Welp, so are these...:p

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=7320

Interesting GOP "Astroturf" story...

http://www.observer.co.uk/iraq/story/0,12239,882517,00.html

This one...well...speaks for itself. :eek:

And finally, a little poem written by Richard Thompson of the Washington Post comprived entirely of actual Dubya quotes!! :p


Make the Pie Higher
(By George W. Bush)

I think we all agree
The past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Major league.

Enjoy!! :angel:

poursoul
02-03-03, 07:24 AM
good finds! :D

LORD-eX-Bu
02-03-03, 09:47 AM
LOL! Updates updates and more updates!:eek: Rather harsh for exposing AL SHarpton's true audience don'tcha think :p LOL, I could use a program like that, imagine how many posts I would have by now;) :D college papers.....:angel:

PsychoSy
02-03-03, 06:37 PM
Nah, that wasn't harsh at all. :p

Imagine if Michael Moore or James Carville were members here?!? :eek: :eek: :eek:

:p

Matthyahuw
02-03-03, 08:27 PM
Mary Matlin thank you...

UDawg
02-03-03, 08:41 PM
The left really is reaching. BAHAHAHA!!!! all the way through 2 terms. Don't blow your wad all in the first term kids. BAHAHAHAH!!!.

D = loser :POKE:

LORD-eX-Bu
02-04-03, 01:05 AM
oh be nice :p

PsychoSy
02-04-03, 01:32 AM
Heh, the left wouldn't have to reach that far for that Observer article. ;)

Speaking of Mary Matlin, it's a wonder she and James been married this long! Oh, to be a fly on their kitchen wall when they get into a domestic political debate!! :p

And I wouldn't call Democrats "losers", UDawg71...far from it.
When it comes to losers, I'm afraid John Ashcroft really takes the cake. I mean, you really must have a ton of enemies in order to lose your Senate re-election seat to the deceased, okay?

"OK, Missouri, You got 2 choices - John Ashcroft...or a dead man. What's it gonna be?"

"WE'LL TAKE THE DEAD GUY!!!!!"

Oh, man! That was the most embarrasing and outright hilarious thing I witnessed on TV since Bill Clinton blew his saxophone on Arsenio Hall. :angel:

UDawg
02-04-03, 10:31 AM
Laughs all the way through 2004.

Seriously I put up with we Conservatives crying all through Impeached Former President Clinton's term so now it's pay back. We acted like fools for those 8 years, now it's your turn again. Just like you kids did during Reagan's two terms.


PsychoSy, please take this all in good humor. We are both Americans bro. :)

PsychoSy
02-04-03, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by UDawg71
Impeached Former President Clinton's

Grrrrr.....:firedevil

...so now it's pay back.

No argument there! By the time 2010 rolls around, many of the poor and middle class will still be paying for it, too. ;)

We acted like fools...

That was an act ?!?! :p

PsychoSy, please take this all in good humor. We are both Americans bro. :)

Good humor, eh?

*morphs into Moe Howard version of Hitler*

NEIN - THIS MEANS WAR!! :rw:

*morphs into Curly Howard*
*points at you with a walking cane*
*rattles Derby hat against bald gourd to simulate machine gun sound*

:p :p

UDawg
02-04-03, 02:45 PM
BHAHAHAHA!!! :baaa:: :bleh: :surrender