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CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 02:40 AM
Yeah, The special edition comes with 4 single player weapons that are not included in the normal versions... wish I knew what they were prior to buying it though...
A piece of sandstone, a small sharpened stick, a weasel and gib's horrible disease ridden pen0s.
crainger
10-06-06, 02:43 AM
A piece of sandstone, a small sharpened stick, a weasel and gib's horrible disease ridden pen0s.

Well thats a relief. I thought one was gonna be a medieval shotgun and the rest were reskins of the regular weapons.
mullet
10-06-06, 02:47 AM
FTW!!!
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=20303&stc=1&d=1158138490
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 02:48 AM
w00t Sidney's nose is famous! :D
crainger
10-06-06, 02:48 AM
FTW!!!
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=20303&stc=1&d=1158138490


:rofl
mullet
10-06-06, 02:49 AM
hahah I was laughing out loud even lol and my wife was like what the hizzle is that. hahah this is my new wallpaper.
six_storm
10-06-06, 02:50 AM
I just got home from work . . . stole a Vault (drink) and got two games, Saints Row and Blitz: The League. I had a little time to roam the store and grab stuff! :D
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 02:52 AM
hahah I was laughing out loud even lol and my wife was like what the hizzle is that. hahah this is my new wallpaper.
LMAO!

Are you really going to use my dog's nose as your wallpaper? :rofl :rofl

:captnkill:
crainger
10-06-06, 02:58 AM
I just got home from work . . . stole a Vault (drink) and got two games, Saints Row and Blitz: The League. I had a little time to roam the store and grab stuff! :D

Been thinking of grabbing Saints Row. Buying 360 games over here is a big deal with the $120 price tag new releases carry.
mullet
10-06-06, 03:03 AM
LMAO!

Are you really going to use my dog's nose as your wallpaper? :rofl :rofl

:captnkill:

http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=20885&stc=1&d=1160114558
crainger
10-06-06, 03:04 AM
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=20885&stc=1&d=1160114558

LOL thats awesome!

I need a 1280x800 version for my lappy.
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:04 AM
:lol2:

gahahahahaha
|MaguS|
10-06-06, 03:08 AM
HAHA
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:11 AM
Here are some more from that same day...

Another nose...
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=20887&stc=1&d=1160114879



And this one is freaking awesome. I lightened it a little bit to make it clearer, but its just scary. Look at the reflection in his eye!
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=20886&d=1160114982

The wierdest thing is, I was alone when I took the picture. :eek:


































Naa, just kidding. Thats my brother. :captnkill:
crainger
10-06-06, 03:18 AM
Whoa! I was almost gonna say, Your dog sees dead people. But it's just your brother.


I just realised... Bearclaw has been missing. So has Infinititity666. No wonder the SPAM has been low.
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:20 AM
Whoa! I was almost gonna say, Your dog sees dead people. But it's just your brother.


I just realised... Bearclaw has been missing. So has Infinititity666. No wonder the SPAM has been low.
*zoidberg voice*

Hurray! The other spammers are gone! Now CAPTNKILL is the popular one!:captnkill:
crainger
10-06-06, 03:24 AM
*zoidberg voice*

Hurray! The other spammers are gone! Now CAPTNKILL is the popular one!:captnkill:

Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry: Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint! Get out!
crainger
10-06-06, 03:24 AM
Fry: Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Dr. Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me.
Fry: No, tell her she's special.
Dr. Zoidberg: But she's not, she's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry: Well, tell her that. And then what?
Dr. Zoidberg: Then mating.
Fry: No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
Dr. Zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry: Ugh, you're not even trying.
Dr. Zoidberg: Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.
crainger
10-06-06, 03:25 AM
Dr. Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:30 AM
:rofl

Zoidberg is probably one of the greatest cartoon characters ever.

I like the one episode where Fry's head gets attached to Amy's body (by the inept Dr. Zoidberg of all people). Before the accident, when they are in the car, they hand zoidberg the picnic basket. I cant remember exactly what he says but its something like.

Dr. Zoidberg: *sniff sniff* Animal slices!.... Bird eggs!....... Dry woven reeds!!!

And then he eats the whole basket. Its so stupid. :lol:

After that, he drives and does the whole "And the winner of the big car race is... HOT ROD ZOIDBERG!!!" thing, complete with him mimmicking the crowds cheers by fluttering his mouth flaps.

Greatest. Show. Ever.
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:32 AM
You know... I have a few short futurama clips I cut out of the DVDs to use in the screensaver for the Atari ITX system.

I'll stick them on YouTube and post the links here. Great stuff. :D
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:40 AM
Dr. Zoidberg: I want the tactile pleasure in cutting him here...
[points his claw at Fry's neck]
Dr. Zoidberg: ... in the gonads.
Fry: [to crowd] Shhhhhh. Nobody correct him.
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:43 AM
Leela: Please, Professor... give us our jobs back. We deserve another chance.
Bender: Yeah. And if you won't give me another chance perhaps you'd give one to...
[Puts on the gorilla mask]
Bender: Og. Gorilla Emperor of Earth.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sorry, Og. But I've got a new crew.
[to Hermes, Amy and Zoidberg, who are coming out of the ship]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: So, how was your delivery to Fantasy Planet where everyone's fantasies come to life?
Amy Wong: Great.
Hermes Conrad: Organized.
Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
CaptNKILL
10-06-06, 03:46 AM
[Hermes is under the control of a brain slug, which is attached to his head]
Hermes Conrad: Onto new business. Today's mission is to go to the brain slug planet.
Dr. Zoidberg: What are we going to do there?
Hermes Conrad: Nothing. Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
crainger
10-06-06, 03:47 AM
You know... I have a few short futurama clips I cut out of the DVDs to use in the screensaver for the Atari ITX system.

I'll stick them on YouTube and post the links here. Great stuff. :D

Yes post teh links!