Chiste sobre paracaídas -> A parachute's joke

[eL_PuSHeR]

Translated from Spanish by me:

A plane is going to crash. There are just 4 parachutes left for 5 passengers. The first passenger says: "I'm Kobe Bryant, a famous NBA player, the Lakers and my fans need me, I cannot die". Then he jumps with a parachute. The second passenger says: "I'm Hillary Clinton, ex-first lady, New York senator, and a likely future U.S.A. president, I'm too greedy to die". And then she jumps. The third passenger says: "I'm George W. Bush, the most intelligent president USA ever had, I cannot die". And then he jumps. Then there are just two passengers left, The Pope and a ten year old kid. The Pope says: "I'm an old man and I fear my time is drawing near, because I'm catholic, take the last parachute and save yourself my little boy". Then the kid replies: No, take it yourself, the most intelligent USA president has just jumped with my school backpack". :D

[sebazve]

buenisimo flaco jajaajajajajajajaja:p :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Mod]

Originally posted by eL_PuSHeR
Translated from Spanish by me:

A plane is going to crash. There are just 4 parachutes left for 5 passengers. The first passenger says: "I'm Kobe Bryant, a famous NBA player, the Lakers and my fans need me, I cannot die". Then he jumps with a parachute. The second passenger says: "I'm Hillary Clinton, ex-first lady, New York senator, and a likely future U.S.A. president, I'm too greedy to die". And then she jumps. The third passenger says: "I'm George W. Bush, the most intelligent president USA ever had, I cannot die". And then he jumps. Then there are just two passengers left, The Pope and a ten year old kid. The Pope says: "I'm an old man and I fear my time is drawing near, because I'm catholic, take the last parachute and save yourself my little boy". Then the kid replies: No, take it yourself, the most intelligent USA president has just jumped with my school backpack". :D

Very funny ! :D

But I read this joke several times in the, and in each place the character varies. The constant character is the boy and the pope. The first one or two are the ones who most changes. The guy who jumps with a backpack is always someone we don't like. :p

[ALobpreis]

Very good, but very well known too. And yes, the "victim" varies, but it's usually a president. :D

Saludos para España!

[Mod]

Originally posted by ALobpreis
Very good, but very well known too. And yes, the "victim" varies, but it's usually a president. :D

We were used to throw our former president Fernando Henrique, but we also usualy throws an argentinian guy :D

[eL_PuSHeR]

Gracias ALobpreis, lo mismo para tu país (¿Argentina?).

Yes, you're right, same old joke made for *insulting* someone popular (and hatred).

[ASCI Blue]

Sounds accurate.