mathew952
11-07-06, 05:59 PM
The Inquirerer
ATLANTIS, SOMEWHERE- In latest news, the G80 will have a time flux capacitor, allowing you to use graphics cards from the future. The pent-core marchitecture is reportedly using DDR 5 memory, and we expect{ Insert random num under 1000 here} megabytes of ram. But this pales in comparison to the mighty apple 2, containing 16k of ram. While we haven't checked( do we ever?) this must mean that it has 16,000 megabytes of ram. and it is priced at a budget range of 50.0 USD ( we didn't check the decimals)It reportedly uses an external monkey on treadmill to generate the nessasary 1 kilometer( we can't do metric) of power needed to supply it, According to our source ( drunk geek sleeping in EB) , Nvidian chippery will mean that this will have 484 pipelines for DX9 ( the up and and coming series of I-pods) but only 4 for DX10. (We didn't check spacing or commas either) While This is unconfirmed, Steve Erwin, the owner of apple is reported as saying;" This is the most inacurate reporting i've ever seen".It will also hava a gpu cappable of doing stuff to things. We are currently investigating these verbs and nouns, but in the mean time, we will pretend as if it is common knowledge and your all idiots who don't get us.
Next Week:
Dells are comming with any keys?
The H3 will have wheels?
G80: a random spouting of BS from nonexistent sources.
WE ARE ALLWAYS RIGHT. OBEY:maxshoot: :bugeyes:
I responded to the track record thing, and thought It was pretty funny. These aren't real specs, just so I don't get banned.
ATLANTIS, SOMEWHERE- In latest news, the G80 will have a time flux capacitor, allowing you to use graphics cards from the future. The pent-core marchitecture is reportedly using DDR 5 memory, and we expect{ Insert random num under 1000 here} megabytes of ram. But this pales in comparison to the mighty apple 2, containing 16k of ram. While we haven't checked( do we ever?) this must mean that it has 16,000 megabytes of ram. and it is priced at a budget range of 50.0 USD ( we didn't check the decimals)It reportedly uses an external monkey on treadmill to generate the nessasary 1 kilometer( we can't do metric) of power needed to supply it, According to our source ( drunk geek sleeping in EB) , Nvidian chippery will mean that this will have 484 pipelines for DX9 ( the up and and coming series of I-pods) but only 4 for DX10. (We didn't check spacing or commas either) While This is unconfirmed, Steve Erwin, the owner of apple is reported as saying;" This is the most inacurate reporting i've ever seen".It will also hava a gpu cappable of doing stuff to things. We are currently investigating these verbs and nouns, but in the mean time, we will pretend as if it is common knowledge and your all idiots who don't get us.
Next Week:
Dells are comming with any keys?
The H3 will have wheels?
G80: a random spouting of BS from nonexistent sources.
WE ARE ALLWAYS RIGHT. OBEY:maxshoot: :bugeyes:
I responded to the track record thing, and thought It was pretty funny. These aren't real specs, just so I don't get banned.