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-=Gib-McFragger=-
03-03-03, 09:25 PM
Just got the first 2 seasons of Red Dwarf on DVD. Man, I love that show LOL. :D

http://www3.telus.net/gib_mcfragger/Rimmer.JPG

Phyre
03-03-03, 09:30 PM
Red Dwarf is so awesome! I so "nv" you.

Phyre

-=Gib-McFragger=-
03-03-03, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Phyre
Red Dwarf is so awesome! I so "nv" you.

Phyre

hehehe Nice plug! :D

eL_PuSHeR
03-04-03, 04:29 AM
Red Dwarf is cool.

wysiwyg
03-04-03, 04:47 AM
you do know what Smeg is dont you :p :o

marqmajere
03-04-03, 06:03 AM
WTF is that? Looks like some crappy British programing that is so bad, we Americans can't bring ourselves to steal the idea. :p :D

Seriously. What is it?

vampireuk
03-04-03, 06:43 AM
Red Dwarf is one of the coolest tv shows *ever*:D

I have the first two seasons on dvd too, Gib watch the extras dvd on the second season. The extras are amazing:cool:

volt
03-04-03, 09:01 AM
Smeg head? :p

UDawg
03-04-03, 09:57 AM
My brother was completely into Red Dwarf but I just couldn't. I watched it for almost a year but never had much intrest in it. Now the BLack Addar is a different story. I loved that show.

wysiwyg
03-04-03, 10:19 AM
damn we brits are a funny lot:p

http://www.sadgeezer.com/RedDwarf/cat4.jpg

hehe.. dwain dibbly, the geekiest of geeks:D

Lister: Love is what separates us from the animals
Rimmer: No, what separates us from the animals is that we don't clean our own genitals with our tongue.
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Cat: What is it?
Rimmer: It's a rent in the space time continuum.
Cat: What is it?
Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still. So whenever you have a leak, it must preserve whatever it's leaked into, and it's leaked into this room.
Cat: What is it?
Rimmer: It's a singularity, a point in the universe where the normal laws of space and time don't apply.
Cat: What is it?
Lister: It's a time hole back into the past.
Cat: Oh, a magic door. Well, why didn't you say that in the first place?
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Confidence: 'I killed him, cha cha cha.'
Lister: 'What do you mean you killed him cha cha cha?'
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Cat: 'I'm going to eat you little fishy; I'm going to eat you little fishy; I'm going to eat you little fishy; 'cos I like eating fish!'
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Kryten: 'The question is, how do we turn him back?'
Rimmer: 'No, the question is, do we want to?'
(shortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken.)
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http://www.deeper.co.uk/graphics/daboys.jpg

did you know!

Danny John Jules (CAT) was one of the fire dancers in Labyrinth and was also in Blade 2

the guy who playes Kryton went on to host Scrapheap Challenge in the UK

Chris barry (rimmer) is also Gordon Brittas

vampireuk
03-04-03, 11:33 AM
You are thinking Kryten for Scrapheap challenege:)

wysiwyg
03-04-03, 11:36 AM
DOH!

yeap.. dont know why i said Rimmer :rolleyes:

Starscream
03-04-03, 12:38 PM
Such a great show. I must get those dvd's!

potnoodlegirl
03-04-03, 01:07 PM
But Red Dwarf isn't funny... unless I'm missing something :(

Although my best friend is forever quoting from one of the characters. And singing some odd song about someone called Arnold Rimmer. Don't ask me.

Phyre
03-04-03, 01:27 PM
I still have a wav file of Cat saying, "It's like being stuck in a sauna with a fat man on your face!"

And, isn't smeg their substition for dirty words that can't be aired even over British TV?

Phyre

vampireuk
03-04-03, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by potnoodlegirl
But Red Dwarf isn't funny... unless I'm missing something :(

Although my best friend is forever quoting from one of the characters. And singing some odd song about someone called Arnold Rimmer. Don't ask me.

Oh dear....not a wise thing to say around here:D

potnoodlegirl
03-04-03, 01:33 PM
Pft, I'm not scared.
Don't hurt me...

DaveW
03-04-03, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Phyre

And, isn't smeg their substition for dirty words that can't be aired even over British TV?

Phyre

Smeg is short for smegma. Most American men don't know what smegma is because they don't get as much of it since 90% of them are circumsized.

vampireuk
03-04-03, 02:13 PM
aaaaaaaand thats enough about that!!!:eek:

:barf:

DaveW
03-04-03, 02:54 PM
its a good anti-biotic...

vampireuk
03-04-03, 02:57 PM
omfg! no no!!:angel:

-=Gib-McFragger=-
03-04-03, 03:36 PM
OMG, this thread is getting worse and worse hehehe.

I will watch the extra's Disc's, I just haven't gotton that far yet. :D

DaveW
03-04-03, 07:00 PM
and if you need some cheese for your crackers...

-=Gib-McFragger=-
03-04-03, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
and if you need some cheese for your crackers...

*shudder* :barf:

Phyre
03-04-03, 07:33 PM
Gib, did you mean shudder or cheddar?
:bugeyes:
hehehehehe

Phyre