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Peoples-Agent
02-27-07, 07:18 PM
So according to him, because "Mature" rated games usually fall into the hands of kids ...the answer is just ban it. Ban a game before it's even had a preview dropped or hit the shelves.

So you have idiot parents letting their kids get hold of guns, which is all ok.
Just aslong as they don't play GTA IV , it'll be the end of the World.

Time to ban porno , smokes, violent movies, violent TV, horror movies, guns, fast food and everything else slightly interesting.

Good solution dumbass!

I say ban retarded irresponsible parents, or actively encourage retard unfit mothers to have abortions.


This is not an early April Fool’s day joke. Jack Thompson, the U.S. attorney and Christian conservative activist, is threatening Take-Two for Grand Theft Auto IV ahead of its October 17, 2007 release.

In an open letter to the CEO of Take-Two, Thompson warns the publisher that he will “be filing shortly a lawsuit to prohibit, by injunction, the sale of Grand Theft Auto IV.”

“There is absolutely no chance that GTA IV will be rated anything other than "Mature," advises Thompson. “So good luck in having your Blank Rome lawyers trying to persuade a court of law that it should be sold to minors, especially in light of the United States Federal Trade Commission's findings that 42% of the time underage kids can buy "Mature-rated" games.”

Seriously Mr. Thompson, have you considered waiting for a preview of the game before starting your crusade against GTA IV? May be the game is about riding unicorns to find a treasure at the end of a rainbow.

toxikneedle
02-27-07, 07:34 PM
You know I would support GTA IV if they just made it some kiddy game, like barbie's horse adventure just to make Thompson look like a ****ing retard.

Zelda_fan
02-27-07, 10:53 PM
Jack Thompson really never gets anything accomplished, so I don't see why anyone is so worried.

ViN86
02-27-07, 11:56 PM
lol the fact that the 42% of underage kids buy M rated games is the game designer's fault :wtf:

hahaha, that makes absolutely NO sense! :rofl

Toss3
02-28-07, 12:34 AM
You know I would support GTA IV if they just made it some kiddy game, like barbie's horse adventure just to make Thompson look like a ****ing retard.
Have you EVER actually played a Barbie game? :retard:
They ARE a million times worse than GTA or any other game for that matter, as they suck so much that they could swallow even the largest of Black Holes! Seriously they are horrible horrible games and should therefore be banned. :eek:

Gta IV on the other hand is going to be awesome and I'm gonna drive over and punch the **** out of some of the polygonal (and not very human-like) models just for Jack!! :D

toxikneedle
02-28-07, 12:37 AM
Have you EVER actually played a Barbie game? :retard:
They ARE a million times worse than GTA or any other game for that matter, as they suck so much that they could swallow even the largest of Black Holes! Seriously they are horrible horrible games and should therefore be banned. :eek:

Gta IV on the other hand is going to be awesome and I'm gonna drive over and punch the **** out of some of the polygonal (and not very human-like) models just for Jack!! :D
first off, its obvious its not gonna happen. second, its rockstar so im sure even a rockstar barbie game would be good. and third, it would be a small price to pay to make Thompson stfu.

Toss3
02-28-07, 12:49 AM
first off, its obvious its not gonna happen. second, its rockstar so im sure even a rockstar barbie game would be good. and third, it would be a small price to pay to make Thompson stfu.
First off it was a joke(if you didn't get it). Second a rockstar barbie game would allow you to punch the **** out of horses/pigs/donkeys and whatever, as well as lose your virginity to some stranger. (this is also a joke if you have no sense of humour :D) So instead of having Jack Thompsons after them, rockstar would have to put up with r-tards from greenpeace. :headexplode:

Third, Jack Thompson's is an asshole, and should therefore not deserve a new thread because even bad publicity is publicity!

hazindu
02-28-07, 09:23 AM
I'm waiting for Rockstar to model some of their pedestrian NPCs after Jackass Thompson.

SLippe
02-28-07, 09:49 AM
Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early do.

Next time your kid gets a bad grade in spelling or whatever, blame the pencil manufacturer. :D

JT is a ****tard.

Imbroglio
02-28-07, 10:21 AM
a rockstar barbie game would allow you to punch the **** out of horses/pigs/donkeys and whatever

i'd buy it only if i had the ability to donkey punch barbie <3

Mr Six
02-28-07, 12:47 PM
Time to ban porno , smokes, violent movies, violent TV, horror movies, guns, fast food and everything else slightly interesting.



The Prince Charles hears you !!!!!!

http://www.c-n.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070228/FRONT01/70228003

LONDON (AP) -- Prince Charles suggested Tuesday on a visit to the United Arab Emirates that banning McDonald's fast food was crucial for improving people's diets, a British news agency
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:D

:rolleyes:

ViN86
02-28-07, 04:43 PM
i'd buy it only if i had the ability to donkey punch barbie <3
QFT

Stoneyguy
02-28-07, 05:00 PM
Time to ban porno , smokes, violent movies, violent TV, horror movies, guns, fast food and everything else slightly interesting.


I agree. :clap2:

Peoples-Agent
02-28-07, 05:39 PM
I agree. :clap2:

No wait ....

I hope you caught the "anything slightly interesting" part.

What am I gonna do if they did actually ban all that stuff.... Noooooo!

Probably join some Islamic cult or something.

Peoples-Agent
02-28-07, 05:41 PM
The Prince Charles hears you !!!!!!

http://www.c-n.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070228/FRONT01/70228003


:D

:rolleyes:

Yeah well, Prince Charles needs to stop having sex with women that resemble horses, sixth generation along ...all sat next to radioactive material.

msxyz
03-01-07, 02:50 PM
I say, ban the idiots! Or at least make them incapable of reproduce.

THAT will really resolve all of mankind problems.

I mean, I never used drugs, never drove a car while drunk, never killed anyone (although once or twice I wished to...) never did anything REALLY stupid. Yet, around me, there are plenty of people who are doing the opposite.

I must thank my parents for a good education that made me a responsible man without turning me into an irrational bigot. Videogames (like guns) are easy targets for many so-called "moralists" to blame but some people fail to grasp that it boils down to education.