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Peoples-Agent
03-08-07, 02:35 AM
Why do alot of Japanese games resemble a Hentai wetdream?

It's like there's a certain combination to what makes alot of typical Jap games.

Every sword thrust has to have a pretty colourful beam follow it, then you have big bosses at the end of each level.

Then you get a Hentai wetdream cutscene that lasts ten minutes.

Then onto more colourful slashing.

If not that, you get stupidly constructive mech robots that shoot missiles out their ass.

Capcom seem to be branching out from that norm, with the exception of Lost Planet that tried to be a western shooter but still had the same pingy dingy menu, bosses all the time and the Hentai cutscenes.

If that's your thing ...cool, good stuff, but the formula is just getting tiresome now.

Looking to branch out and pick up a PS3 with the exception of Lair, the rest of the games are coming out for the 360 and the others all have this "Hentai Wetdream" formula.

Is there anything in the pipeline for this thing that has a more "serious" feel to it, that won't be on the 360?

CaptNKILL
03-08-07, 02:51 AM
Don't forget tantacles and skimpy-dressed girls that look and sound like 12 year olds. :D

Peoples-Agent
03-08-07, 04:39 AM
Don't forget tantacles entering skimpy-dressed girls who look and sound like 12 year olds. :D

That's the Hentai wetdream stuff I was on about. LOL

karkrash81
03-08-07, 07:41 AM
and all the crazy hair and androgyny!!!

CaptNKILL
03-08-07, 08:11 AM
That's the Hentai wetdream stuff I was on about. LOL
LMFAO @ entering :lol2:

ralinn
03-08-07, 08:16 AM
The fact that you think of hentai when playing these games scares me :(

To be honest, I don't see any relation apart from the art style... but playing a serious game doesn't remind me of porn.

I think you're weird, but that's just me :D (no offense intended!)

evilghost
03-08-07, 09:01 AM
Wikipedia lookup bishonen and bishojo and then really go "WTF?".

It's safe-for-work.

Peoples-Agent
03-08-07, 09:41 AM
The fact that you think of hentai when playing these games scares me :(

To be honest, I don't see any relation apart from the art style... but playing a serious game doesn't remind me of porn.

I think you're weird, but that's just me :D (no offense intended!)

You obviously know the sort of games i'm refering to then.


To be honest, I don't see any relation apart from the art style... but playing a serious game doesn't remind me of porn.

Yeah, I can see how a cutesy hentai chick running around with a sword, breasts gaping out with an overly young face could be considered "serious" gaming business. (lee63)

H3avyM3tal
03-08-07, 09:50 AM
Now, which game exactly has a "cutesy hentai chick running around with a sword, breasts gaping out with an overly young face" in it?

While I didnt play lots of anime-looking games, I do play jap rpgs... And I still cant recall a game like youre describing...

ViN86
03-08-07, 09:59 AM
You obviously know the sort of games i'm refering to then.



Yeah, I can see how a cutesy hentai chick running around with a sword, breasts gaping out with an overly young face could be considered "serious" gaming business. (lee63)
:rofl

this is one of the greatest rant threads ever :D

Banko
03-08-07, 10:32 AM
The reason is most of the Japanese people are robots, some of them are the most boring people I have ever met. However there are a smart few (basically the ones running the government, the ones who own the companies and etc) but the average population of Japan are just robots (they aren't idiots but they just do things and have no passion)

Bad_Boy
03-08-07, 10:35 AM
I think he said Hentai wetdream like 40 times. Lost count. :o

NaitoSan
03-08-07, 11:59 AM
heavenly sword is hentai too? (although it's not made by Japanese but UK)

I'm not sure if I understand you clearly but I don't see Lost Planet as hentai or whatever... o_O

GamerGuyX
03-08-07, 03:30 PM
The OP is confusing the term "anime' for the term "hentai". Hentai is straight up porn. Anime is just the Japanese art style.

|MaguS|
03-08-07, 04:24 PM
The OP is confusing the term "anime' for the term "hentai". Hentai is straight up porn. Anime is just the Japanese art style.

The OP just doesn't know jack... I mean it called Heavenly Sword japanese hentai but its not even japanese...

Hex
03-08-07, 05:58 PM
Do not worry, there will be plenty of bald space marines and hairy tattooed guys for you since that seems to be more your cup of tea.
But hey, do not ask do not tell right?