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UDawg
03-17-03, 04:04 PM
LOL!!!

Saddam just demanded President Bush step down. :rolleyes:


Interviewer: Saddam what do you want?

Saddam: I want the US soldiers to go away.

Interviewer:...and that's it?

Saddam: That's it....go away. I don't want to play any more.

Interviewer: We there you have it from Bagdag. Saddam wants the US to go and cuz he dont' want to play anymore.

DaveW
03-17-03, 04:34 PM
Then he shouldn't have been "playing games" in the first place. Heheh... he's gonna get it.

Red Dog
03-17-03, 04:55 PM
Bush replyed, "Saddam, all your bases are belong to us."

"u r pwned. "

me, I just think the syphilis is finally tapping saddams brain.

UDawg
03-17-03, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Red Dog
Bush replyed, "Saddam, all your bases are belong to us."

"u r pwned. "

me, I just think the syphilis is finally tapping saddams brain.

That is the besched ROFLMAO!!!

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 05:15 PM
That's the most sane thing Saddam ever said.

May the lord grants him his wish and get the world of such maniacs.

UDawg
03-17-03, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by PtrToNull
That's the most sane thing Saddam ever said.

May the lord grants him his wish and get the world of such maniacs.

You know what funny Ptr the US pwns joo LOL.

Red Dog
03-17-03, 05:33 PM
Ptr iz pwned like a r3d-headed stepchild.

UDawg
03-17-03, 05:37 PM
I'm sure if Kuwait had and bases they would all are belong to us but since we are their bases.....well I actually have nothing funny to say here except I'm sure he is just burning up inside that the US is there to protect him. Just think about it Red Dog. You and I pay for Ptr's protection. That makes you our beeotch. LMAO sorry dude if that really makes you mad I'll delete it but you have to ask nicely.

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 05:40 PM
he is just burning up inside that the US is there to protect him.


No seriously, I'm very curious on how you drew this conclusion?


You and I pay for Ptr's protection.


How is that? I though oil payed? Why else would you be here? Lovely weather?

UDawg
03-17-03, 05:50 PM
It shows in your contempt of our country. If you didn't have oil you would be nothing. Even Saddam wouldn't want you. Show a little gratitude and I'll let up on ya. I'm not mad at you. It's just that you opened this can of worms and I sealed you up in it. If you want I'll stop.

/dismisses Ptr with the wave of my hand.

Red Dog
03-17-03, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by PtrToNull
How is that? I though oil payed? Why else would you be here? Lovely weather?

some day soon when everyone in the U.S. drives vehicles that dont require petroleum to function what will your last bastion of retorical defense be?

I cant wait for the day we dont have to buy non-domestic oil. It will be the last time I hear that lame ass quote.

WE BUY THE OIL. we dont steal it and we dont take it through military force.

when our foreign oil dependancy ends, and it will sooner than most think, the middle eastern economy will evaporate and dry up into the dust bowl that it is.

guess what, the U.S. will come in with humanitarian aid.

that "oil" rant is the lamest last bastion of every frustrated America hater.

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 06:15 PM
It shows in your contempt of our country. If you didn't have oil you would be nothing.


If you don't have oil, you would be nothing too.

Don't expect me to defend Kuwait or Arabs or Muslims; why? Because I'm a libertarian who believes in one earth without boundaries so I don't feel the least patriotic about a piece of land seperated by imaginary borders :)

Again, remember the "murdurer vs. rapist" argument I presented before? You know what a fallacy IS?

Gosh, what a hard position for you now, not religous and libertarian, what irrelevant issue would you choose to attack next?

Guess who my saint is? Carl Sagan.


some day soon when everyone in the U.S. drives vehicles that dont require petroleum to function what will your last bastion of retorical defense be?


What DEFENSE?

Let's see the flow of argument that led to my statement:

UDawg71 said:
You and I pay for Ptr's protection.

and I said:
I though oil payed? Why else would you be here? Lovely weather?

How did I defend anything here?

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 06:17 PM
the middle eastern economy ...rant


Actually, oil is relevant to the Gulf area only, not to the middle east.

But ignorance is expected.

UDawg
03-17-03, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by PtrToNull
If you don't have oil, you would be nothing too.

Don't expect me to defend Kuwait or Arabs or Muslims; why? Because I'm a libertarian who believes in one earth without boundaries so I don't feel the least patriotic about a piece of land seperated by imaginary borders :)

Again, remember the "murdurer vs. rapist" argument I presented before? You know what a fallacy IS?

Gosh, what a hard position for you now, not religous and libertarian, what irrelevant issue would you choose to attack next?

Guess who my saint is? Carl Sagan.



What DEFENSE?

Let's see the flow of argument that led to my statement:

UDawg71 said:
You and I pay for Ptr's protection.

and I said:
I though oil payed? Why else would you be here? Lovely weather?

How did I defend anything here?

No you actually sound like an existentialist. Your philosophy could be sumed up by this example.

You are here....and here..... and here ect.

LOL sorry I just couldn't resist.

Red Dog
03-17-03, 06:30 PM
"some day soon when everyone in the U.S. drives vehicles that dont require petroleum to function what will your last bastion of retorical defense be?"

ok, remove the word defense and the questions is,

some day soon when everyone in the U.S. drives vehicles that dont require petroleum to function what will your last bastion of retoric be?

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 06:32 PM
No you actually sound like an existentialist.


So it took you 3 mins on google to search for a philosophical term? You might want to improve that next time :)

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 06:35 PM
some day soon when everyone in the U.S. drives vehicles that dont require petroleum to function what will your last bastion of retoric be?


I'm afraid that's still not applicable :)

Again, it was a false statement made by UDawg71.

He said that YOU and HIM pay for US troops to protect ME.

and I said "NO, That's wrong, OIL does".

There is no retoric, just facts.
Unless, of course, you believe that you pay for my protection :)

UDawg
03-17-03, 06:35 PM
If you don't have oil, you would be nothing too.

Ya see the difference is we can change that. You can't. Your whole technology came from us. What natural resources besides sand and oil do you have? Where are the great learning institutes in Kuwait? Don't compare your country to mine. While we were putting men on the moon you were riding camels...wait that was only a couple of decades ago. Don't worry my sun baked friend we will soon be moving into other forms of energy. The only way your whole country can keep from being a 3rd world country is by jumping on our coat tails.

UDawg
03-17-03, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by PtrToNull
I'm afraid that's still not applicable :)

Again, it was a false statement made by UDawg71.

He said that YOU and HIM pay for US troops to protect ME.

and I said "NO, That's wrong, OIL does".

There is no retoric, just facts.
Unless, of course, you believe that you pay for my protection :)

Who paid for your technology to drill? The US. Who paid for you technology to refine it? The US. So I guess you are right your or should I say our oil protects you. You are a conquered people the only difference is we only had to throw a few dollars you way and you bent over.

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 06:44 PM
Your whole technology came from us.


Actually, I can hardly see "US" technologies being the norm around here. Mostly European/Japanese :)


What natural resources besides sand and oil do you have? Where are the great learning institutes in Kuwait?


How irrelevant is that? Plus, where did you get the idea that I'm comparing Kuwait to US? There is NO comparision at ALL.


Don't compare your country to mine.


Ahh exactly, I wasn't doing any comparision. Dude, how the heck do you draw those conclusions?


Don't worry my sun baked friend we will soon be moving into other forms of energy. The only way your whole country can keep from being a 3rd world country is by jumping on our coat tails.


Sun-baked?

LOOOL, it's seems that you're buring inside.

Cool down dude. :)

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 06:47 PM
You are a conquered people the only difference is we only had to throw a few dollars you way and you bent over.


LOOOL

Dude cool down, you just seem like those evangalicans who sweep Utah threatening mormons that they'll burn up in hell!

I suggest you take a break and read the bible, it will bring peace to you!

:D :D

PtrToNull
03-17-03, 07:01 PM
Ok, I spent too much time on the PC today, I need to chill out.

Sorry UDawg71 if you feel bad, I applogize :)

Let's be friends at the end of the day :)

Smokey
03-17-03, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by UDawg71
Ya see the difference is we can change that. You can't. Your whole technology came from us. What natural resources besides sand and oil do you have? Where are the great learning institutes in Kuwait? Don't compare your country to mine. While we were putting men on the moon you were riding camels...wait that was only a couple of decades ago. Don't worry my sun baked friend we will soon be moving into other forms of energy. The only way your whole country can keep from being a 3rd world country is by jumping on our coat tails.

I think they were living fine, thousands of years before now, but one again "your big and wonderfull" country likes money to be the most important thing in the world! Without money we cant survive, yet for thousands of years we lived without it. Its because the world has become so materialistic, that there are poor and rich countries. You take to someone who comes from Kuwait as if they have nothing and owe everything to the US, yet the US cant even look after its own that well!! For such a rich country you certainly have alot of homeless, what about medical insurance? Are you still covered for free if you dont have enough money to pay for private health insurance? The world was running fine before the US was even the US.

I dont hate the US, I hate people from the US who think that no other country in the world matters, and that we owe so much to the US for this and for that. Why does the US like fighting wars? Because they are the country that spends the most of tax payers money on arms in the world, and they like to use them, not just make them. If the US only spent half of what it does, you could help alot of homeless people, but the US doesnt really care about them, only the people that give them money, the tax payers!!

Im sick of these threads, wow im against the war, I must be anti Amercain or pro saddam :rolleyes: Everyone wants Saddam out, but war isnt the way, nor is your country is nothing without the US bla bla bla it really makes me puke !!!

UDawg
03-17-03, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Smokey
"your big and wonderfull"


Why thank you. :D


Ptr I was just ribbing you as you were me I was never mad. Look at my post in the "where do you get you news?" thread. We are guys we show how big our schangers are by making fun of each other. Don't hate me cuz my schwanger is friggin' huge. :o *blushes*

sbp
03-18-03, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by Smokey
I think they were living fine, thousands of years before now,Everything was nice and dandy and there never were no conflicts. Peeps just sat around the campfire singing happy songs of love while roasting marshmallows. :bs:

but one again "your big and wonderfull" country likes money to be the most important thing in the world! Without money we cant survive, yet for thousands of years we lived without it. Its because the world has become so materialistic, that there are poor and rich countries. You take to someone who comes from Kuwait as if they have nothing and owe everything to the US, yet the US cant even look after its own that well!!Nice way to generalize.

There are greedy people all across the world.

Money has been around for hundreds if not thousands of years.

For such a rich country you certainly have alot of homeless, what about medical insurance? Are you still covered for free if you dont have enough money to pay for private health insurance? There is no such thing as free medical care. You pay for it in the form of insurance or taxes.


The world was running fine before the US was even the US.Well excuse us for existing. http://sbp777.homestead.com/files/eviltongue.gif

I dont hate the US, I hate people from the US who think that no other country in the world matters, and that we owe so much to the US for this and for that.I dislike the peeps who think the US is worse thing ever and responsible for every bad thing in their miserable lives. Must be nice to have someone to blame all the time.

Why does the US like fighting wars? Because they are the country that spends the most of tax payers money on arms in the world, and they like to use them, not just make them.The US wouldn't have to do as much if others would get off their butts and do something. But noooo, they got to pass the buck along.

We're too busy supporting a bunch of free loaders.

If the US only spent half of what it does, you could help alot of homeless people, but the US doesnt really care about them, only the people that give them money, the tax payers!!Right we don't spend anything on the homeless. :rolleyes: And don't act like things are so perfect in France.