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methimpikehoses
08-21-07, 01:50 PM
My internetz is slow. I need h3lpz.

DiscipleDOC
08-21-07, 02:16 PM
Come on now...you know the drill.

Hardware specs.
Broadband type.
Pr0n site you're trying to access via your personal goatse port.....

methimpikehoses
08-21-07, 02:25 PM
Come on now...you know the drill.

Hardware specs.
Broadband type.
Pr0n site you're trying to access via your personal goatse port.....

I don't really know... Intel I think.
My internetz p|pes are clogged with Pr0n.

evilghost
08-21-07, 02:27 PM
You suck!

jcrox
08-21-07, 02:37 PM
I'd help you out, but I can't figure out where to download the internet from.

evilghost
08-21-07, 02:40 PM
I'd help you out, but I can't figure out where to download the internet from.

Right click 'Network Neighborhood', click 'Properties', enable the TCP/IP protocol, IP being the most important since it's the Internet Protocol.

Redeemed
08-21-07, 02:47 PM
WOW- this is the fappiest forum of all! :wonder:

evilghost
08-21-07, 02:55 PM
WOW- this is the fappiest forum of all! :wonder:

When I used to be on DirecWAY satellite, prior to DSL, I used to use this application with my DW4000 modem:

http://www.copperhead.cc/fapmon.htm

100% serious. I usually had a fair amount of FAP left.

Redeemed
08-21-07, 02:58 PM
When I used to be on DirecWAY satellite, prior to DSL, I used to use this application with my DW4000 modem:

http://www.copperhead.cc/fapmon.htm

100% serious. I usually had a fair amount of FAP left.

LOL- coming from you I'm afraid to click that link... :p

evilghost
08-21-07, 03:02 PM
Do it, safe for work.

Tr1cK
08-21-07, 03:09 PM
I don't really know... Intel I think.
My internetz p|pes are clogged with Pr0n.

Pour liquid Draino on your modem. You may want to unplug it first.

jcrox
08-21-07, 03:18 PM
Pour liquid Draino on your modem. You may want to unplug it first.

Hey, that worked. I get an extra 2 FPS now.

Capt. Picard
08-21-07, 03:31 PM
My internetz is slow. I need h3lpz.
H3re, I'll lend you some megahurtz from my di@lup.

|MaguS|
08-21-07, 03:44 PM
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

methimpikehoses
08-21-07, 04:30 PM
Pour liquid Draino on your modem. You may want to unplug it first.

I accidentally drank the Drain-o instead, and my interpr0nz are still cloggy. What now? I have Microsoft Worldwide Web.

DiscipleDOC
08-21-07, 04:45 PM
I accidentally drank the Drain-o instead, and my interpr0nz are still cloggy. What now? I have Microsoft Worldwide Web.
You're just SOL.

methimpikehoses
01-06-08, 11:50 PM
You're just SOL.

bump for DOC's tech advice.

amk21
01-15-08, 09:38 PM
whats the clock speed on your modem, is it overclocked, and finally is it on air or water, if it's on air try water cooling it. A 5 gallon bucket should do the trick, just drop it in..