- About junkieclown
- My father was a relentlessly self-improving Beligan boulangier, with lowgrade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was parisian prostitute named Chloe, des quinze annees, with webbed feet...
- Summers in Rangoon, but mostly in my evil underground lair and Volcano laboratory. though
- Luge lessons, making meat helmets, destroying this country and invading others...