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D.K.Tronics 07-28-04 11:19 AM

Can we have a boobies forum ?
Boobies, are part of a mans staple diet, unless you're one of the moustache wairing type, who also likes the letters YMCA, and 80's Tom Selleck posters.

I love boobies, my GF has boobies, BIG boobies, and the bitch knows it, too. She uses them to her advantage, like the other day when she wanted to go to a god-damn B and bloody Q DIY store.
We ain't going to that bloody place, you'll be there for flippin hours walking around, then you won't buy anything.
What if I show you THESE !!
Hot damn, if we weren't down there quicker than a quick thing, going quick.
Then, last week, her flippin boring parents rang up and wanted to do dinner. I hate that, it's just sooo boring, and never seems to end.
This time, I had to stomp my huge authority foot, down.
But she just got them out, and promised I could play with them, but only when we got back.
That day went slower than the worlds slowest snail, super-glued to the floor. But I got to play with them. :)

Sod Doom 3, HL2, Farcry. BOOBIES, are much more fun.

Imagine if you logged into this forum, bored, fed up. Just goto the Boobies forum, have a look around, and BINGO !!
You instantly feel better, and soo relaxed you could face a tribe of Rage3D users, who've just been told that Doom3 wont run on ATI cards ;)

saturnotaku 07-28-04 11:57 AM

Re: Can we have a boobies forum ?
This sounds like a post from someone who wouldn't know tits if they jumped up his rectal cavity. Meh.

Clay 07-28-04 12:18 PM

Re: Can we have a boobies forum ?
Heh, you won't see that here. I mean this is the intraweb afterall...no need for us to reinvent the pr0n wheel here.

D.K.Tronics 07-28-04 12:31 PM

Re: Can we have a boobies forum ?

This sounds like a post from someone who wouldn't know tits if they jumped up his rectal cavity. Meh.
Nice post, Sat. I was just having a laugh, after all of the "Can we have" forum posts.

And I probably know more about woman, than you ever will. I've been married already, now divorced. And had more woman than you've glanced at.

Perhaps I should of asked for an arsehole forum, as that would of been the ideal place for someone like you.

Please delete this thread, as obviously Humour isn't allowed.

ragejg 07-28-04 01:01 PM

Re: Can we have a boobies forum ?

Not too cool, D.K. Tronics, actually.

I'm sure you call your GF "bitch" purely in jest but I'm sure others might not read it that way.

And sorry, but the spamfest "I want a ______ forum" thing has pretty much lost its humorous edge.

The jab at the staff member was nice, too. Real classy.

And the whole "I've prolly had more women that you bla bla bla" stuff??? cmon, d00d, jeebus, thats so cliche...

Humor's allowed, but um, your ****tail's a bit sour.

Clay 07-28-04 01:42 PM

Re: Can we have a boobies forum ?
And cut. :D

No big deal D.K.Tronics. I didn't find much humor in your post either but that's not to say some did...at any rate, we don't need/want forum members attacking other members' sexuality on any front or name calling. C'mon now. :ORDER:

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