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MamoVaka 01-01-05 09:20 AM

Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

|MaguS| 01-01-05 09:43 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
dude most have had some quality porn...

Lfctony 01-01-05 09:57 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
:eek:


(newyr)

ragejg 01-01-05 09:59 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
omg omg omg...

Most ridiculous thread of 2005, candidate #001... :p

Morn 01-01-05 10:01 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
Hmm I take it you have a thing for hardware parts? Anyway you can just RMA it I'll doubt they'll check for semen.

ragejg 01-01-05 10:06 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
I say clean it with a toothbrush and alcohol and give it another go... I had a friend who somehow spilled coke (coca-cola), or posibly chocolate milk on his pc, and a bit got on his GF3 and temporarilly killed it... After a thorough cleaning it survived unscathed...

Rollo 01-01-05 10:23 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
It clearly states in your warranty : "Coverage does NOT include damage caused sticky jism, cavity insertion, or proximity to electical sexual devices, and/or gerbils".

So I think you're screwed. (santa2)

gram_vaz 01-01-05 10:32 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
lol, i'm lmao at this thread.

zyklon69 01-01-05 10:44 AM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
He "you" don't deserved to get the card repaired/replaced.

amenx 01-01-05 12:13 PM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK.

FlyVomit 01-01-05 01:00 PM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
LMAO Are you sure that you're not from the forums at slackercentral ??


(mikec) (snowlol)

BlakeStone 01-01-05 01:12 PM

Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
 
Man! How could he help himself? Those 6800 heatsink/fan combos are HOT!!! :)


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