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methimpikehoses 08-21-07 01:50 PM

Help with internetz
 
My internetz is slow. I need h3lpz.

DiscipleDOC 08-21-07 02:16 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Come on now...you know the drill.

Hardware specs.
Broadband type.
Pr0n site you're trying to access via your personal goatse port.....

methimpikehoses 08-21-07 02:25 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DiscipleDOC
Come on now...you know the drill.

Hardware specs.
Broadband type.
Pr0n site you're trying to access via your personal goatse port.....

I don't really know... Intel I think.
My internetz p|pes are clogged with Pr0n.

evilghost 08-21-07 02:27 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
You suck!

jcrox 08-21-07 02:37 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
I'd help you out, but I can't figure out where to download the internet from.

evilghost 08-21-07 02:40 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jcrox
I'd help you out, but I can't figure out where to download the internet from.

Right click 'Network Neighborhood', click 'Properties', enable the TCP/IP protocol, IP being the most important since it's the Internet Protocol.

Redeemed 08-21-07 02:47 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
WOW- this is the fappiest forum of all! :wonder:

evilghost 08-21-07 02:55 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Redeemed
WOW- this is the fappiest forum of all! :wonder:

When I used to be on DirecWAY satellite, prior to DSL, I used to use this application with my DW4000 modem:

http://www.copperhead.cc/fapmon.htm

100% serious. I usually had a fair amount of FAP left.

Redeemed 08-21-07 02:58 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by evilghost
When I used to be on DirecWAY satellite, prior to DSL, I used to use this application with my DW4000 modem:

http://www.copperhead.cc/fapmon.htm

100% serious. I usually had a fair amount of FAP left.

LOL- coming from you I'm afraid to click that link... :p

evilghost 08-21-07 03:02 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Do it, safe for work.

Tr1cK 08-21-07 03:09 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by methimpikehoses
I don't really know... Intel I think.
My internetz p|pes are clogged with Pr0n.

Pour liquid Draino on your modem. You may want to unplug it first.

jcrox 08-21-07 03:18 PM

Re: Help with internetz
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tr1cK
Pour liquid Draino on your modem. You may want to unplug it first.

Hey, that worked. I get an extra 2 FPS now.


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