Originally Posted by Elvin Presler
I got the Paris Hilton collector's edition!
No, you got the "Lara Croft with a dye-job edition".
If the new model had a droopy eye, droopy nose, man-like jaw, breasts of a 12 year old, borderline eating disorder and didn't have enough strength to lift her pistols, then
it would be the Paris Hilton edition.