Re: Signatures too long
When I were just a noob here I oneday had a sig that was guite long. One of the more senior members just matter-of-factly told me that my sig was too long. I sprung to attention, whipped a snappy salute and changed it as fast as a could.
Don't try it now however. I might just raise you a finger. Unless you're MikeC of course, in which case I'll humbly oblige.
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