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Old 08-11-09, 12:26 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by ViN86 View Post
Bigman is the only person whose IQ test came back negative.
It came back -177 points This was the IQ test he took.


Question 1: There are three crayons placed side by side. A red, a green, and a blue. The red is placed in the centre, the green on the left, and the blue on the right. Which one
would you look at first?
A. Red
B. Blue
C. Green

Question 2: Do you drool when you walk?
A. Of course not!
C. Maybe...

Question 3: What's 1+1? (Note: remember that this quiz isn't serious! *hint* *hint*)
A. 11
B. 1+1 what?
C. 2

Question 4: What's the opposite of up?
A. Up...?
B. Down of course! What kind of idiot do you think I am!
C. It depends on the way you look at it.

Question 5: You're halfway there!
A. Yay!
B. What does half mean?
C. We're actually not halfway there, because since there are an even number of questions, there's no whole number halfway point.

Question 6: The anagram TAC when rearranged, spells what?
A. Tac! Duh!
B. Cat
D. Act

Question 7: Which of the following do not belong?: Dog, cheese, magic wand.
A. Huh?
B. Uh... Magic wand?

Question 8: What word has "kst" in the middle, in the beginning, and in the end?
A. There's no word idiot!
B. kstkstkst
C. Inkstand

Question 9: How do you pronounce the word "tomato?"
A. Poe-tay-toe
B. Toe-may-toe
C. Toe-mah-toe

Question 10: What is VIM?
A. A type of drink
B. I don't know wtf VIM is!
C. ?
D. All of the above

Question 11: What is Shaw?
A. Commonly a surname and rarely a given name
B. A thicket; a small wood or grove
C. A word I just call people
D. All the above

Question 12:
What does the word shulvim define as
A. A phrase
B. Don't know
C. A word
D. Don't ask

Question 13:
What does the phrase "I gonna play with my crayons" define as
A. Don't know
B. Buffing them
C. Wacking off

Question 14
What a CPU?
A. Central Processing Unit
C. A thing I shoved into my computer
D. Really don't even know why I need one

Question 15
Did you ride the short yellow bus to school?
A. Yes
B. Look bigger then me
C. Hell no
D. What is a school bus "I rode in something kinda of long"

Question 16: How did you like this quiz?
A. It was an insult to my superior intelligence.
C. I thought it was stupid.
Originally Posted by Mr Bigman
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