Who needs a girlfriend in real life when you can get a real virtual girlfriend with Real Girlfriend from Illusionsoft?
Featuring 3 girls:
Also has these features:
-An amazingly unoptimized engine
-So much bloom your eyes will bleed
-Support for webcam, so your real girlfriend will react to your "movements"
-Support for dual mouse controls (I'm not kidding, that's actually supported)
Video of the demo here (girl is only wearing a bikini, but otherwise safe for work): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmQX6S29_as
I have to be honest, the gameplay in that video (shown at around 3:30) is actually absolutely hilariously awesome