Originally Posted by Reliquary
My wife used to play WoW half asleep whilst feeding the baby at 3AM. Originally she thought it might get the adrenaline flowing and wake her up a little, but if anything the repetition lulled her into a deeper stupor.
See, your first problem is that you have a wife. Then you go and let her use the computer. You should be ashamed for calling yourself a man. Throw her out, that'll teach her to leave the kitchen.