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Old 10-28-03, 06:23 AM   #22
Kruno
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Guy: Hello!

Sgt Hartman: What's your name scumbag?

Guy: My name is Jeep(?).

Sgt Hartman: That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?

Jeep: Ugh.

Sgt Hartman: Do you suck *#^&?

Jeep: WHAT?

Sgt Hartman: Do you suck *#^&?

Jeep: YEAH!

Sgt Hartman: BullSh|t, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Jeep: Gibberish!

Sgt Hartman: You don't scare me!

Guy: Hello!

Sgt Hartman: What's your name scumbag?

Guy: Raj.

Sgt Hartman: Well, no sh|t.

Raj: Come one sir, talk to me like a seriously.

Sgt Hartman: You had best un**** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh|t down your neck.

Raj: hehehehe.

Sgt Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, do you think I'm funny?

Raj: No.

Sgt Hartman: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and &*^# my sister.

Raj: *#$^ your sister?

Sgt Hartman: Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit.

Raj: Gibberish.

Sgt Hartman: AHHH! Are you about to call me an asshole?

Raj: Who are you?

Sgt Hartman: Gomer Pyle.

Raj: Ahh?

Sgt Hartman: Gomer Pyle.

Raj: I no understand, who're you?

Sgt Hartman: No ****.

Raj: I'm no sh|t sir. Who are you?

Sgt Hartman: You had best un**** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh|t down your neck.

Raj: Anytime ok. Come on over to the store.

Sgt Hartman: AHHH! 1.. 2.. 3..

Raj: Bye.

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