Just got this email, probably along with a lot of you. I laughed, and cringed, at the bolded part.
Experience Windows 8
Thank you for being one of the first to try the Windows 8 Consumer Preview. Itís Windows reimagined and reinvented.
Learn how to personalize your experience, download and pin apps, and master the new language of touch. And get the in-depth Consumer Preview product guide.
Don't these goons realize most PCs do not have touch screens?