Originally Posted by Hogrider
This just in, more news on the Rakeesh/Siri replacement voice...
DarthBeavis was spotted in Oregon (where else but the land of weirdos) concocting some huge neon green plastic monstrosity which scared Rakeesh so bad he started going to church and gave up his belief that he is the all poweful force in the universe. DarthBeavis may have won this round but don't count Rakeesh out, he has an Android phone afterall.
Stay tuned for more updates as they become available...
And while you are waiting try the Android app that can give you a free Dr. Pepper.
I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? Rakeesh is!
Your summaries remind me of the ****ty news reports between matches in OMF 2097.