, that isn't really minor. You should not only demand a replacement over-nighted to your front door before you send the defective one out, you should also seek reparations for emotional suffering you've gone through. I think $7.777 Million sounds fair.
And demand it in penny rolls. They must count it in front of you as well. While paying you the equivalent of your hourly wage that you get at your job for watching them count your $7.777 million in pennies.
Don't let "the man" stick you like this, show 'em whose boss, Hoss.