A few months before Far Cry 3
was released, I was given a glimpse
at the multiplayer and a social network phone application that would let you fiddle with the main game's weapons. Then the game came out and there was nothing of the sort included. I got paranoid, presuming it to be part of a conspiracy. To what end? I imagined that when the game came out and it didn't arrive, people wouldn't trust anything I said about phones ever again. Then one day I'd be beaten, left for dead, and a bystander would run up and ask me if I needed help? I'd tell them to call for an ambulance, but they'd say: 'You're the guy that said I could use my phone to unlock guns in Far Cry 3â?²s multiplayer, you don't get to use my phone anymore.' They'd put their phone away and no ambulance would ever come. Ubisoft released the damn app
last night. I unlocked my bunker door, sacked my bodyguard, and came out of hiding. To celebrate, here's the trailer for the app.