We may have reached a point where many developers are attempting to coexist semi-peacefully with the big, bad, money-chomping wolf that is piracy, but that certainly doesn't make the situation ideal. Pirates are still sauntering away with sloshing tubs of developers' blood, sweat, and tears, so I think a little (or more than a little) spite is only fair. In the past, that's meant theft-thwarting failsafes like Batman: Arkham Asylum's flight-impaired hero
and Serious Sam 3‚?≤s immortal pink scorpion
, but Greenheart's recently released Game Dev Tycoon
might just be the best yet. In short, the pirated version makes your games crash and burn once they've hit the market because of ' wait for it ' piracy.