I mean high minimum wages and wage caps are working great for France and Greece. Their economies are a shining model of success. Oh and we have a lot to learn from Europe about violent crimes. If only we could adopt their laws, we could some day raise our violent crime rates to be as high as theirs, and everybody would be better for it.
While we're at it, let's add caps to the number of hours anybody could work in a week, because we all know that lump of labor is in fact not a fallacy. I mean when France did that, their unemployment rate went to zero.
Too bad I won't be here to see the wonderful results of these changes.