You guys realize he's never coming back right? He's going to get that card installed and then he's not going to be able to pry himself away from the games.
I bet his phone is ringing off the hook with family members trying to find out if he is still alive.
Police are going to bust down the door and find him locked in a room with all the windows covered and nothing but the glow of the monitor for light.
Atleast this is how I imagine things are going to go when I get mine installed heh