This sounds like a post from someone who wouldn't know tits if they jumped up his rectal cavity. Meh.
Nice post, Sat. I was just having a laugh, after all of the "Can we have" forum posts.
And I probably know more about woman, than you ever will. I've been married already, now divorced. And had more woman than you've glanced at.
Perhaps I should of asked for an arsehole forum, as that would of been the ideal place for someone like you.
Please delete this thread, as obviously Humour isn't allowed.