Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!
Well, then, moving on from the apparent...erm...oddity of the situation, my advice to you would be to tell your "friend" to go back to where "he" bought the "video card" and:
a. tell the "cashier" exactly what happened, trying to minimize possible bodily damage and/or embarrasement "he" would recieve
b. lie "his" arse off and say that the card just quite working. If the person smells or feels anything "odd", pass it off as "excess thermal liquid".
And no, I don't have much experiance in these matters myself.
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