Alright, one problem down, another one has risen.
I can get Xserver to start, and then it bombs. I've attached the error logs and my XF86Config file for reference. I do believe that there is something wrong with my screen depth. Currently the config file defaults to '8', which if memory serves, my monitor had sh*t fits about when windows was in compatability mode (as in to hte point where I had to steal my girlfriend's monitor). So, I'm going to change the defaultdepth or whatever to 16 and see if that gives me new messages or actually loads Xserver.