The Return of BearVag!

six_storm · 01-31-09, 10:55 PM

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She's back . . . Watch your cornholes guys. I say we start a new program here at NVNews called the "BearVag Rape Protection Program". That way NVNews members can watch each other's backs and make sure BearVag doesn't sneak in a "buttsechs attack".

six_storm · 01-31-09, 11:21 PM

So nobody wants to reduce the risk of BearRape? I can't believe you guys!!!!!

OReily · 01-31-09, 11:26 PM

This the best article you ever wrote about.

methimpikehoses · 01-31-09, 11:28 PM

My chastity belt is already impervious to Bearvag.

six_storm · 01-31-09, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by methimpikehoses

My chastity belt is already impervious to Bearvag.

Well at least somebody is taking some preventative measures . . .

General Lee · 02-01-09, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by six_storm

Well at least somebody is taking some preventative measures . . .

I already have...I have teh protecshun of JaggerFAIL™ Awards...if need be, I'll roll one up and smack a BearVag on teh noes.

Capt. Picard · 02-01-09, 09:38 AM

Fortunately I'm in darkest Africa. There are no bears here.

bob saget · 02-01-09, 04:11 PM

lol

we have squirrels.

six_storm · 02-01-09, 04:17 PM

Maybe we should level up and get new armor, some armor with +25 protection against the BearVag . . . .

Redeemed · 02-01-09, 08:02 PM

Why not just kill it? Once and for all?

Redeemed · 02-01-09, 08:03 PM

Be rid of it, for good.

Noriega · 02-01-09, 08:24 PM

its spam

01-31-09, 10:55 PM	#1
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01-31-09, 11:21 PM	#2
six_storm BONK! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Nashvegas Posts: 11,324	Re: The Return of BearVag! So nobody wants to reduce the risk of BearRape? I can't believe you guys!!!!! __________________ PC - SSv3.0 - Intel Quad Core Q6600 - Gigabyte GA-P35-DS3L Mobo - 4GB Corsair XMS RAM - WD 250GB SATA HDD - WD 160GB SATA HDD - MSI 260GTX 216-core - Lite-On DVD Burner - Zalman 620Watt PSU - Razer Barracuda AC-1 - CoolerMaster RC-690 - Windows 7 Enterprise x64 - Samsung 22" LCD (1680x1050) General Lee ~ "There's all kinds of pills in the bathroom!!!"

01-31-09, 11:26 PM	#3
OReily Fox News Commentator Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 69	Re: The Return of BearVag! This the best article you ever wrote about.

01-31-09, 11:28 PM	#4
methimpikehoses spam-at-arms Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: nvnews.net Posts: 33,814	Re: The Return of BearVag! My chastity belt is already impervious to Bearvag. __________________

02-01-09, 09:38 AM	#7
Capt. Picard Make it so, damnit!!! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 8,969	Re: The Return of BearVag! Fortunately I'm in darkest Africa. There are no bears here.

02-01-09, 04:11 PM	#8
bob saget simpliticus Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Vancouver, originally Russia Posts: 27,004	Re: The Return of BearVag! lol we have squirrels. __________________ i7 920 D0 @ stock Gigabyte EX58-UD4P Bios F9c Corsair Dominator 6 Gig 8-8-8-24 1600C8 EVGA Geforce GTX 275 1792 Mb Ultra120 eXtreme Western Digital Black 640 Gig Corsair HX750w Cooler Master HAF 932 Vista Ultimate 64 Sp2 mmorpg-free since 1998

02-01-09, 04:17 PM	#9
six_storm BONK! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Nashvegas Posts: 11,324	Re: The Return of BearVag! Maybe we should level up and get new armor, some armor with +25 protection against the BearVag . . . . __________________ PC - SSv3.0 - Intel Quad Core Q6600 - Gigabyte GA-P35-DS3L Mobo - 4GB Corsair XMS RAM - WD 250GB SATA HDD - WD 160GB SATA HDD - MSI 260GTX 216-core - Lite-On DVD Burner - Zalman 620Watt PSU - Razer Barracuda AC-1 - CoolerMaster RC-690 - Windows 7 Enterprise x64 - Samsung 22" LCD (1680x1050) General Lee ~ "There's all kinds of pills in the bathroom!!!"

02-01-09, 08:02 PM	#10
Redeemed Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 21,017	Re: The Return of BearVag! Why not just kill it? Once and for all? __________________ You'll be forever missed SH64, your time was not up. "The great body of our citizens shoot less as times goes on. We should encourage rifle practice among schoolboys, and indeed among all classes, as well as in the military services by every means in our power. Thus, and not otherwise, may we be able to assist in preserving peace in the world... The first step – in the direction of preparation to avert war if possible, and to be fit for war if it should come – is to teach men to shoot!" -Theodore Roosevelt

02-01-09, 08:03 PM	#11
Redeemed Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 21,017	Re: The Return of BearVag! Be rid of it, for good. __________________ You'll be forever missed SH64, your time was not up. "The great body of our citizens shoot less as times goes on. We should encourage rifle practice among schoolboys, and indeed among all classes, as well as in the military services by every means in our power. Thus, and not otherwise, may we be able to assist in preserving peace in the world... The first step – in the direction of preparation to avert war if possible, and to be fit for war if it should come – is to teach men to shoot!" -Theodore Roosevelt

02-01-09, 08:24 PM	#12
Noriega Bad Man Never Back Down Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 2,499	Re: The Return of BearVag! its spam __________________

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