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Old 04-09-06, 09:11 AM   #13
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Did you know that if you spell "Chuck Norris" in scrabble you win, FOREVER!? and that when GOD said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"!
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Old 04-09-06, 09:27 AM   #14
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Did you know that if you spell "Chuck Norris" in scrabble you win, FOREVER!? and that when GOD said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"!
I do the last joke quite funny if I convince myself that it is more about the joke and the man than it is about God.

And if I succeed in doing that I think that this one must be the ultimate Chuck Norris joke.
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Is this comparable to Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murphy's "I'm Rick James b*t*h" from a year or so ago? (now that one was damn funny)
How how HOW on earth did you find this funny?! It was ALL I heard in counter strike. God I hated it. At least with the Chuck Noris jokes, there are NEW ONES occassionally. With that stupid saying all you heard was the same STUPID thing over and over again...

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How how HOW on earth did you find this funny?! It was ALL I heard in counter strike. God I hated it. At least with the Chuck Noris jokes, there are NEW ONES occassionally. With that stupid saying all you heard was the same STUPID thing over and over again...

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The same way you felt about Rick James is the same way I felt with Chuch Norris. With Rick, it wasn't what was said, but the way you said it.

If you are old as I am, you listening to Rick's music back in the day and saw him on TV. He was the most egotistic artist out there, even dissing highly popular Prince at the time. It was as if all the good that happened to him is because he was Rick James, and nothing else.
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