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06-09-03, 06:03 PM
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**** Holster
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The armoury
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I think I broke the geneva convention with this one ***mature warning***
Someone added me to their MSN list and I was bored...
mr c loves me: hello,who's this,i just added you but i think i may have typed in the wrong address vampireuk: I am neptune vampireuk: king of the seas vampireuk: sinker of ships mr c loves me: ok vampireuk: lord of all that is blue! mr c loves me: how old are you mr c loves me: are you male or female vampireuk: 19 male vampireuk: with a killer penguin puppet mr c loves me: ur weird vampireuk: http://www.vampireuk.pwp.blueyonder....libblekill.jpg vampireuk: be nice to him vampireuk: loud noises scare the pengui vampireuk: *penguin mr c loves me: u shud tlk to my friend sheryl she loves penguins vampireuk: penguins with meat hooks? mr c loves me: are you just jokin or are you this freaky vampireuk: looked at that link yet? vampireuk: it explains the penguin mr c loves me: yeah i looked at it mr c loves me: ,where do you live vampireuk: england mr c loves me: me too, where abouts vampireuk: yorkshire mr c loves me: oh right#, so,u were jokin,bout all the penguin ****,ur cool really vampireuk: the penguin is my friend! vampireuk: and he is famous too mr c loves me: :S vampireuk: http://www.nvnews.net/cgi-bin/search...eyword=flibble vampireuk: he is a internet icon  mr c loves me: wot, dis isnt real mr c loves me: its penguins vampireuk: the penguin is real mr c loves me: dey stupid vampireuk: mark my words mr c loves me:  mr c loves me:  vampireuk: he is a killer mr c loves me: oh, ok vampireuk: needs constant attention otherwise it will snap :S mr c loves me: wot will vampireuk: the penguin vampireuk: mr flibble mr c loves me: ur such a freak, please tell me ur jokin,cuz i have no idea who i am tlkin to, and ur kinda scary vampireuk: I am the owner of mr flibble mr c loves me: ok vampireuk: mr flibble is the mascot of nvnews mr c loves me: yeah, hes querr, is dat all you wanna tlk about vampireuk: oh dear, after you said that he left the room with a axe =\ vampireuk: http://www.nvnews.net/ vampireuk: he is all over there ^^ vampireuk: who are you anyway? ¬.¬ *** lindsaylinz@hotmail.com signed on at Mon Jun 09 21:28:30 2003 mr c loves me: a normal person vampireuk: I bet you are part of the fbi vampireuk: spying on me ¬.¬ mr c loves me: yeah think what you want, you sound like a little kid and ur older than me mr c loves me: well supposed to be vampireuk: well unlike most people I don't try to act all serious when im online  vampireuk: now kiss mr flibble and shake his hand vampireuk: no flibble no! vampireuk: axe down! mr c loves me: well!!!, some people dont pretend to bloody have a study penguin friend mr c loves me: stupid~ vampireuk: he is as real as you or me vampireuk: actually you are part of the echelon system arnt you vampireuk: ¬.¬ mr c loves me: yeah ok 19 year old vampireuk: would you like to hold mr flibble? he wont bite vampireuk: he has no teeth you see vampireuk: he is a penguin mr c loves me: SHUT UP!!!! vampireuk: now thats not very polite, here I am offering you the moment that would rival meeting Ted Bundy, no forget that ted bundy is not a penguin damnit vampireuk: how rude turning down mr flibble like that vampireuk: he has feelings too mr c loves me: mr c loves me: OK, WHATEVER, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY RATHER THAN THAT FU***N PINGU PERSON vampireuk: bah pingu, that piece of clay has nothing on the walking talking death machine that is flibble vampireuk: sure lets talk about apples? vampireuk: I like apples vampireuk: so does mr flibble vampireuk: ah damnit! mr c loves me: FFRREEAAK vampireuk: is your keyboard broken? o.O mr c loves me: NO vampireuk: caps lock stuck? mr c loves me: no vampireuk: that reminds me, have you ever tried getting yourself off with a electric toothbrush? mr c loves me: no,y have u vampireuk: no, tempted but never tried it vampireuk: what about a vacuum? mr c loves me: oh you shud,it's great vampireuk: I guess you would have to stick it on reverse vampireuk: suck wouldnt work mr c loves me: try it vampireuk: ever drank your own pee? mr c loves me: no,dats jus sick vampireuk: its quite tasty vampireuk: leaves a stick gum on your teeth vampireuk: but satisfying mr c loves me: eewww vampireuk: www.********.com thats one of the greatest sites I have ever seen, beats steakandcheese hands down mr c loves me: you sick ba**ard i just went on that vampireuk: I guess that doesnt appeal to you either? mr c loves me: no,why would it vampireuk: well each to their own i guess mr c loves me: do have the proper yorkshie accent vampireuk: no I talk like a smurf mr c loves me: so you do then vampireuk: yeah vampireuk: ok sorry about that link, it was ****** of me vampireuk: to make up for it ill give you this, more music for download than you could imagine mr c loves me: (W) vampireuk: www.********.com/********/?604 vampireuk:  mr c loves me: i'm not goin on any more of ur perverted sites vampireuk: lol trust me this one is fine vampireuk: just keep it a secret, we dont want people catching onto this place, music industry will shut us down vampireuk: mr c loves me: **** you vampireuk: ok but dont blame me when you miss out on a ****load of music mr c loves me: ur jus a sick **** vampireuk: you looked at the link? mr c loves me: u told me too prick *** charlottemoyle@hotmail.com (sex kitten always purring........) has joined the conversation. vampireuk: oh dear, did you also know that guilable is not in the dictionary? vampireuk: ooh a new toy! mr c loves me: shut up vampireuk: yes maam mr c loves me: chaz he supposed to be 19 sex kitten always purring........: shut up sex kitten always purring........: *** hole sex kitten always purring........: lol sex kitten always purring........: ummmm yeah like vampireuk: wow that told me mr c loves me: sex kitten always purring........: ummm yeah vampireuk: www.go******* ? mr c loves me: dont do it mr c loves me: it porn sex kitten always purring........: no i bet its p.o.r.n vampireuk: do it vampireuk: take a chance mr c loves me: dont sex kitten always purring........: bollox mr c loves me: r u sex kitten always purring........: nope vampireuk: well thats no fun sex kitten always purring........: ur too young for porn sex kitten always purring........: then again ur ***k is probably the size of a peanut so thats not much of a turn on mr c loves me: dats sick,i went on it,it a man rippin his *** open vampireuk: muhahaha sex kitten always purring........: yuck sex kitten always purring........: um errrr vampireuk: got a toothbrush? im getting horny mr c loves me: eletric? vampireuk: yes please mr c loves me: okay sex kitten always purring........: no i bet u wont get any toothpaste anyways vampireuk: ah suck my peanut |
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06-09-03, 06:07 PM
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You left the names! Oh, Vamp, you're so sweet!
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06-09-03, 06:09 PM
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Resurrected User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Stuttgart, Germany
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roflmao, you beat your own records with that one
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06-09-03, 06:37 PM
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Treehugger
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 4,879
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bwahahahah, Mr. Flibble strikes again
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06-11-03, 02:00 PM
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**** Holster
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The armoury
Posts: 16,977
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The silly sod went and unblocked me
mr c loves me: hello mr c loves me: hheelloo!!!!!:@ vampireuk: lo vampireuk: ahh its you hehe vampireuk: get any random insane messages from people? mr c loves me: no vampireuk: I made you famous vampireuk: ^^ vampireuk: http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/show...threadid=13107 mr c loves me: wot, how did u make me famous, and no i am not goin on ANY of ur sick, peverted sites,OK vampireuk: heheh that entire conversation we had is posted there vampireuk: no pictures with that link vampireuk: just our convo ^^ mr c loves me: ok,i'll look, if its peverted i 'm gonna kill u vampireuk: 172.185.*snip* vampireuk: are you in dial up? vampireuk: *on mr c loves me: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vampireuk: no mr c loves me: YES:@ vampireuk: im afraid i cant do that mr c loves me: U'D BETER!!!:@ vampireuk: or else what?  mr c loves me: I'LL TRACK U DOWN AND MURDER YOU!!!!:@ vampireuk: you cant track me down vampireuk: ^^ mr c loves me: WATCH ME vampireuk: I'm connected by a router and behind a fire wall vampireuk: plus I have YOUR ip address vampireuk: 172.185.*snip* vampireuk: tasty mr c loves me: WATS AND IP ADDRESS vampireuk: its the address you are given to use the internet mr c loves me: SO WHAT vampireuk: so that means I can knock you offline mr c loves me: UR A PRICK mr c loves me: (W) mr c loves me: :@ mr c loves me: (U) *** ma1chus@hotmail.com (The Baron) has joined the conversation. vampireuk: lo baron The Baron: lo vamp vampireuk: she wants me to remove that thread vampireuk: vampireuk: LOL The Baron: oh, you showed her the thread? vampireuk: yeah The Baron: where is she now? vampireuk: she didnt take too well to it mr c loves me: HERE DUMBASS vampireuk: hey hey be nice mr c loves me: :@ The Baron: oh, trillian doesn't show that vampireuk: or you get knocked offline mr c loves me: SHUT THE **** UP vampireuk: 172.185.*snip* The Baron: teh IP? vampireuk: handy being a mod at nvnews vampireuk: The Baron: oh, did she post/ The Baron: roflmfao The Baron: you're kidding me vampireuk: no but she was viewing the thread vampireuk: and there was only one guest looking vampireuk: The Baron: Yarhar. The Baron: Yarharharhararharhar. * vampireuk opens a command prompt mr c loves me: SCREW U 2 mr c loves me: I'LL BE BACK IN 7 MINUTES vampireuk: round it down to 5 please The Baron: vamp The Baron: which is better mr c loves me: 10 The Baron: A7N8X deluxe or NF7-S 2.0? vampireuk: the NF7 I believe mr c loves me: BACK IN 5-10 The Baron: lo The Baron: l The Baron: ok *** lindsaylinz@hotmail.com signed off at Wed Jun 11 17:57:22 2003 |
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06-11-03, 03:01 PM
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Dark Mirth
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: KY, USA
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eheheHHEHEheheheHehEhee!!!!!!
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06-11-03, 03:40 PM
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Cerebral Barbarian
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Leeds, UK
Posts: 11,657
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Another one falls to vamps mocking
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06-11-03, 04:29 PM
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i eat people
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lompoc, CA
Posts: 1,018
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wats and ip?
lol
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06-11-03, 04:41 PM
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The Shadow
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 741
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Never mess with british guys that are in contact with a deadly penguin.... Never
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06-11-03, 04:45 PM
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Retired spammer
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Girls are dumb. LOL
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06-11-03, 08:12 PM
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3d animator for hire!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,166
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Oh my god...you're like one of those people on the internet that makes other peoples lives miserable for the entertainment of others...thanks! God, that was so funny yet so wrong. It reminds me a lot of that Cybersex Gone Wrong thread.
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06-11-03, 08:52 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 171
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HOw do you know it was a she?
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