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NEXT on the 10 o clock news....
8 year old nerd kid gets beat up and stuffed in locker at local College.... Stay tuned
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Not fair, he used the aznmode cheat.
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Tristan's daddy
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Eessh that's carazy!
I have found out recently that there is a 15 year old girl in my english 1A class at University. Good thing I didn't try asking her out afterall ![]()
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Location: USA
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8 yr old builds micro-nuclear bomb, mounts it on a paper airplane and sails it into the ear of classmate. 14 Die. North Korean Government abducts 8 yr old... |
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Official pain in the ass
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Bwuahahahaha
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Bite my shiny, metal @ss!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PA, USA
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8 years from now...
16 year old Korean kid steps out into the real world and dies of shock because for the past 8 years he wasn't able to develop any sort of emotional balance. Apparently he was raised in a lab where his parents forced him to watch Mr. Wizard and gave him nothing but old copies of Physics Monthly and Popular Mechanics to wear. Later signs of the childs inability to deal with anything on an adult level included reports that he would push fellow coworkers down on the ground when they attempted to touch his microscope. On a happier note, the parents just signed a movie deal and stand to make twice as much off of their child than when he was alive. Film at 11.
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Bu Zi You, Wo Ning Si
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Whoa, that is a smart kid. His geniosity amazes me!
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lol, I'd love to see him at frosh week. He's going to drown in a beer pitcher.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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The 16 year old Korean kid who supposively died from shock apparently was only his clone twin. Now 32 years of age, this "Einstein" wonder boy has been living in his parents basement the entire time. The neighbors saw him wondering through the neighborhood in what looks to be a "Yu-Gi-Oh" halloween costume. There are no clear motives as to why this boy decided to come out into the open so recently, but they think it has something to do with his "manastone". Neighbor: "Yea one day while me and me wife were doing some yard work we heard this aweful SHREEL. It sounded like a Mutant Eagle or something like you would hear on the Jurasic Park. We looked around to find out what the sound was and we see this grown man in the middle of the street in some rediculously small purple costume." Reporter: "What did you do when you saw him?" Neighbor's Wife: "Well we though he was dieing!!! It looked almost as if his face was MELTING. We ran towards him as fast as we could, but upon closer inspection we noticed it was just Sun Tan Lotion" Reporter: "Sun Tan lotion?" Neighbor: "Yea woman, can't you hear? That weird critter of a man had bathed himself in sun tan lotion before he came outside. Still we didn't know what to think. He wouldn't stop SCREAMING. The shreel sound he was making was UNBAREABLE." Reporter: "Was he..." Neighbor: "Then he started screaming for a some damn 'Manastone'. He would shout 'pain too great, must heal, mana low, must... have... manastone!!!!' He wouldn't shutup! Everytime we told him we didn't know what a Manastone was, much less knew where to get one, he would shout 'ICE COMET!!! ICE COMET!!!' He would then wave his arms around like a lunatic. He then....." Reporter: "Wow that is some story" Neighbor: "I'm not done. He then started to...." Reporter: "Sorry thats all the time we have... Back to you John"
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I got nothing else... someone else add to the story
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