The Sweetness of Married Life

|MaguS| · 04-26-07, 02:58 PM

My dad sent this to me, Don't know if anyone else has seen it. I got a good laught out of it.

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The Sweetness of Married Life

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

and...they lived happily ever after.
Now!! Isn't that a sweet story? :-)).

kevJ420 · 04-26-07, 03:01 PM

I like how it ended happy.

Your dad's a good writer.

I could never write anything that creative.

Tygerwoody · 04-26-07, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kevpla1@cox.net

Your dad's a good writer.

I could never write anything that creative.

If you only had a brain

superklye · 04-26-07, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tygerwoody

If you only had a brain

**CaptNKILL** · 04-26-07, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Tygerwoody

If you only had a brain

ahhhhahaha

Bearclaw · 04-26-07, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by superklye

+1

lduguay · 04-26-07, 05:27 PM

Is this guy real? Or an attention Wh*re?

pnut_gallery · 04-26-07, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lduguay

Is this guy real? Or an attention Wh*re?

Well, according to Google "kevpla1@cox.net" is a registered member of the Rage3d and nZONE forums...
But I still think he is a troll...

SLippe · 04-26-07, 09:48 PM

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"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

That's about right.

einstein_314 · 04-26-07, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by superklye

+2

I like how we're all laughing at kevpla...and not the joke

superklye · 04-26-07, 11:09 PM

Wait...I thought kevpla WAS the punchline...

**MUYA** · 04-26-07, 11:20 PM

kevinpla will soon overtake Gibbies in the punchline stakes... gibbo has got to be worried....or not...

04-26-07, 03:01 PM	#2
kevJ420 BANNED Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NN VA Posts: 1,345	Re: The Sweetness of Married Life I like how it ended happy. Your dad's a good writer. I could never write anything that creative.

04-26-07, 05:27 PM	#7
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04-26-07, 11:09 PM	#11
superklye Registered user Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MKE Posts: 18,505	Re: The Sweetness of Married Life Wait...I thought kevpla WAS the punchline...

04-26-07, 11:20 PM	#12
MUYA Super Mod! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 8,468	Re: The Sweetness of Married Life kevinpla will soon overtake Gibbies in the punchline stakes... gibbo has got to be worried....or not... __________________ Q9650@3.8Ghz vcore=1.27v : D-Tek Fuzion CPU block : Swiftech MCP-655B : Swiftech MCR-220 w/ Yate loons : Swiftech Micro res : ASUS Formula Maximus Special edition : 2 x 2GB OCZ HPC Reaper 1066 DDR2 RAM : Galaxy GeForce 295 GTX : Dell 2407WFP Monitor : 2 x Western Digital Caviar SE16 250GB 16MB SATA II HDD : LG GSA-H10N DL DVD-RW : Antec Quatro 850W PSU : Sony DTS Receiver with Paramount Pictures 5.1 Speakers : Silverstone Temjin TJ10 case

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