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Old 07-23-07, 08:13 PM   #1
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Default "It's All About The Core 2 Duo"

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"It's All About The Core 2 Duo"

It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby
It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
Yeah

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, Duoble-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Core 2 Duo, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?

It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
It's all about the Core 2 Duo! (It's all about the Core 2 Duo, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??


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Old 07-23-07, 08:14 PM   #2
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You spelled Duo wrong.
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Old 07-23-07, 08:16 PM   #3
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You spelled Duo wrong.
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Old 07-23-07, 08:20 PM   #4
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Thats pretty funny.
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Old 07-23-07, 08:39 PM   #5
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hahaha thats awesome!!!
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