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SUC SUDO
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: NY, Staten Island
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Computers
> A Spanish teacher > was explaining to her class > that in Spanish, unlike English, > nouns are designated as either > masculine or feminine. > > "House" > for instance, > is feminine: > "la casa." > > "Pencil," > however, > is masculine: > "el lapiz." > > A student asked, > "What gender is 'computer'?" > > Instead of giving the answer, > the teacher split the class into two groups, > male and female, > and asked them to decide > for themselves whether > "computer" > should be > a masculine or a feminine noun. > > Each group was asked > to give four reasons > for its recommendation. > > The men's group decided that > "computer" > should definitely be > of the feminine gender > ("la computadora"), > because: > 1. No one but their creator > understands their internal logic; > > 2. The native language > they use to communicate > with other computers is > incomprehensible to everyone else; > > 3. Even the smallest mistakes > are stored in long term memory > for possible later retrieval; and > > 4. As soon as you make > a commitment to one, > you find yourself spending > half your paycheck > on accessories for it. > > (THIS GETS BETTER!) > > The women's group, > however, concluded > that computers should be Masculine > ("el computador"), > because: > 1. In order to do anything > with them, > you have to turn them on; > > 2. They have a lot of data > but still can't think for themselves; > > 3. They are supposed > to help you solve problems, > but half the time > they ARE the problem; and > > 4. As soon as you commit to one, > you realize that if you > had waited a little longer, > you could have gotten > a better model.
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Exigified
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Plano, TX
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ROFL
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: US
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wow welcome to the early 90s
Still funny though. ![]()
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