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Old 08-21-07, 12:50 PM   #1
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My internetz is slow. I need h3lpz.
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Old 08-21-07, 01:16 PM   #2
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Come on now...you know the drill.

Hardware specs.
Broadband type.
Pr0n site you're trying to access via your personal goatse port.....
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Old 08-21-07, 01:25 PM   #3
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Come on now...you know the drill.

Hardware specs.
Broadband type.
Pr0n site you're trying to access via your personal goatse port.....
I don't really know... Intel I think.
My internetz p|pes are clogged with Pr0n.
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Old 08-21-07, 01:27 PM   #4
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You suck!
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Old 08-21-07, 01:37 PM   #5
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I'd help you out, but I can't figure out where to download the internet from.
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Old 08-21-07, 01:40 PM   #6
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I'd help you out, but I can't figure out where to download the internet from.
Right click 'Network Neighborhood', click 'Properties', enable the TCP/IP protocol, IP being the most important since it's the Internet Protocol.
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Old 08-21-07, 01:47 PM   #7
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WOW- this is the fappiest forum of all!
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Old 08-21-07, 01:55 PM   #8
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WOW- this is the fappiest forum of all!
When I used to be on DirecWAY satellite, prior to DSL, I used to use this application with my DW4000 modem:

http://www.copperhead.cc/fapmon.htm

100% serious. I usually had a fair amount of FAP left.
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When I used to be on DirecWAY satellite, prior to DSL, I used to use this application with my DW4000 modem:

http://www.copperhead.cc/fapmon.htm

100% serious. I usually had a fair amount of FAP left.
LOL- coming from you I'm afraid to click that link...
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Old 08-21-07, 02:02 PM   #10
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Do it, safe for work.
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Old 08-21-07, 02:09 PM   #11
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I don't really know... Intel I think.
My internetz p|pes are clogged with Pr0n.
Pour liquid Draino on your modem. You may want to unplug it first.
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Old 08-21-07, 02:18 PM   #12
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Pour liquid Draino on your modem. You may want to unplug it first.
Hey, that worked. I get an extra 2 FPS now.
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