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Old 11-05-10, 11:14 PM   #1
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Default Yes, I Am The First Moron To Break His TV With Kinect

A public service announcement: Do not under any circumstances play Kinect Sports Volleyball at 1:30 a.m. while standing under a ceiling fan with a dangling chain for a light switch. You could conceivably spike it into your year-old amazing TV, causing it to die with a rainbow LCD teardrop dripping down from the impact wound.

Plus you'll lose the match by forfeit.

http://becauseitoldyouso.blogspot.co...ak-his-tv.html
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Old 11-05-10, 11:18 PM   #2
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You should have been more careful nekro.

Crappy TV though. I wouldn't worry much.
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Old 11-05-10, 11:20 PM   #3
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I approve this public service announcement.

Oh, and...

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Old 11-06-10, 12:32 AM   #4
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At least with the Move and Wii you don't have to use a ceiling fan as a controller.
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Old 11-06-10, 02:01 AM   #5
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You should have been more careful nekro.

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haha, should have put " " marks
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Old 11-06-10, 04:14 AM   #6
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Lol this is sad
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Old 11-06-10, 05:59 AM   #7
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Yikes. We have a ceiling fan right above where we play too
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Old 11-06-10, 05:21 PM   #8
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So do we dan. So do we. I wont be buying a Kinect though. Any device where you have to strip off naked so it can read the heat of your body isn't worth it.
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Old 11-06-10, 07:33 PM   #9
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That's the best part about it crainger

On that note, I was playing some game on the Kinect and everytime I kicked it would try to exit out of the game.
I couldn't figure it out until I put on some clothes and tried it and it worked fine. I figured out that the pose where you leave your left arm out to the side at an angle with your right arm down to your side is the pose to go to the menu. My schlong is so damn long it was registering as my left arm stretched out at an angle everytime I would kick it would throw it out there so it kept exiting to the menu.

I wear pants now when I have to kick in any game.
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Old 11-06-10, 08:01 PM   #10
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But isn't having Kinect the saddest part?
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Old 11-06-10, 08:22 PM   #11
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So wait... banana hands with his 4 foot ape arms hit the pull chain on his ceiling fan and somehow this is the fault of the Kinect?

I don't find him to be a moron because of what happened... I find him to be a moron because he's blaming the Kinect for what is clearly his error in judgement. Dumbass.
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nekro has banana hands?
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