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Old 02-13-12, 04:50 PM   #1
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Post You Will Die, Warn Diablo 3 Creators



In a somewhat fatalistic move, Blizzard has announced that you ' you personally ' will die. At some point, by accident or dreadful confluence of events, your body will cease to function, collapse, or possibly be run over by a train in a moment best described by taking a tube of toothpaste and squeezing it with the cap still on. Your friends and family will, hopefully, mourn you, as the carcass that was your vehicle through this cynical world is lowered into the ground, burned to ashes, or eaten by Welsh cannibals. Truly, we should take a moment to-

Oh, wait, they're talking about Diablo 3‚?≤s difficulty modes.

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