Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

MamoVaka · 01-01-05, 11:20 AM

Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

|MaguS| · 01-01-05, 11:43 AM

dude most have had some quality porn...

Lfctony · 01-01-05, 11:57 AM

**ragejg** · 01-01-05, 11:59 AM

omg omg omg...

Most ridiculous thread of 2005, candidate #001...

Morn · 01-01-05, 12:01 PM

Hmm I take it you have a thing for hardware parts? Anyway you can just RMA it I'll doubt they'll check for semen.

**ragejg** · 01-01-05, 12:06 PM

I say clean it with a toothbrush and alcohol and give it another go... I had a friend who somehow spilled coke (coca-cola), or posibly chocolate milk on his pc, and a bit got on his GF3 and temporarilly killed it... After a thorough cleaning it survived unscathed...

Rollo · 01-01-05, 12:23 PM

It clearly states in your warranty : "Coverage does NOT include damage caused sticky jism, cavity insertion, or proximity to electical sexual devices, and/or gerbils".

So I think you're screwed.

gram_vaz · 01-01-05, 12:32 PM

lol, i'm lmao at this thread.

zyklon69 · 01-01-05, 12:44 PM

He "you" don't deserved to get the card repaired/replaced.

amenx · 01-01-05, 02:13 PM

Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK.

FlyVomit · 01-01-05, 03:00 PM

LMAO Are you sure that you're not from the forums at slackercentral ??

BlakeStone · 01-01-05, 03:12 PM

Man! How could he help himself? Those 6800 heatsink/fan combos are HOT!!!

01-01-05, 11:20 AM	#1
MamoVaka Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38	Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Hi, Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen. Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

01-01-05, 11:43 AM	#2
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01-01-05, 11:59 AM	#4
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01-01-05, 12:01 PM	#5
Morn Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 130	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Hmm I take it you have a thing for hardware parts? Anyway you can just RMA it I'll doubt they'll check for semen.

01-01-05, 12:06 PM	#6
ragejg Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Finger Lakes of Hell, NY Posts: 5,583	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! I say clean it with a toothbrush and alcohol and give it another go... I had a friend who somehow spilled coke (coca-cola), or posibly chocolate milk on his pc, and a bit got on his GF3 and temporarilly killed it... After a thorough cleaning it survived unscathed... __________________ *-ragejg-* Phenom II x3 720 @ 2.8-3.4ghz \| Cooled by Arctic Freezer Pro 64 \| Asus M3A (AMD770/SB600), 1104 BIOS & MOSFET Heatsinks \| 2x2gb G.Skill DDR2 \| PowerColor Radeon HD 4870 512mb \| SB Audigy 2 ZS \| WD 2500 AAKS Caviar Blue HD \| Antec EarthWatts 650 PSU \| DVD/RW \| Sunbeam Tuniq case \| MS Wireless Laser Desktop 6000 \| 360 pad \| Two PS2 pads \| 26" Sanyo 720p LCD \| Denon HT Receiver with NHT SuperOnes \| Altec Lansing sub \| Vista 64 \| Couch X2 4800+ 939 @ 2.4ghz \| Cooled by Arctic Alpine AC \| Asus A8V Deluxe \| 3gb OCZ Gold \| PowerColor AGP HD3850 512mb \| PATA RAID 0 Config \| MyBook 500 \| X-Clio Goodpower 500W \| DVD/RW \| 19" Acer 4:3 LCD + 15" ViewSonic 4:3 LCD \| Case by Cybertron \| Creative Inspire T3100 2.1 Speakers/Sub \| Vista 32 *In Memoriam*

01-01-05, 12:23 PM	#7
Rollo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,068	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! It clearly states in your warranty : "Coverage does NOT include damage caused sticky jism, cavity insertion, or proximity to electical sexual devices, and/or gerbils". So I think you're screwed.

01-01-05, 12:32 PM	#8
gram_vaz Cybersix Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,142	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! lol, i'm lmao at this thread.

01-01-05, 12:44 PM	#9
zyklon69 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 78	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! He "you" don't deserved to get the card repaired/replaced.

01-01-05, 02:13 PM	#10
amenx Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 37	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK.

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BlakeStone Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 57	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Man! How could he help himself? Those 6800 heatsink/fan combos are HOT!!! __________________ "When all else fails, nine inch nails."

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