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Old 01-01-05, 05:19 PM   #25
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I'm this close to making this topic a sticky... sticky topic, sticky thread

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"GeForce 6800 Ultra killed by a squirt of semen".

OMG this must be the most hilarious post I've ever read
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Oh my god ! Some people really love their hardware too much . Being excited by a videocard !

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Old 01-01-05, 09:05 PM   #28
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LMAO at this thread, it very hilarious post as hilarious as a thread at Rage3D about a guy received $500 sealed X800 XT PE delivered at his house, he very happy man and opened the package, found the card was GONE and here was a pair of batteries in the box.

Too bad I dont think he or his friend can return or RMA the card, semen is sticky really, I dont think it will be that easy to remove it from all over the card, it will left the card with strain of semen if cleaned with tissue mixed with water.
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It's not to sticky when it dries.
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thers a running joke in my school about me having sex with computers, but this is just ridiculous!
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Default Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

Well, then, moving on from the apparent...erm...oddity of the situation, my advice to you would be to tell your "friend" to go back to where "he" bought the "video card" and:

a. tell the "cashier" exactly what happened, trying to minimize possible bodily damage and/or embarrasement "he" would recieve

or

b. lie "his" arse off and say that the card just quite working. If the person smells or feels anything "odd", pass it off as "excess thermal liquid".

And no, I don't have much experiance in these matters myself.
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Why in the world didn't he just grab a sock?
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Why in the world didn't he just grab a sock?
Indeed he should use either the hands or wear a condom for safe sex with 6800 Ultra.
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Indeed he should use either the hands or wear a condom for safe sex with 6800 Ultra.
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