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Old 01-02-05, 07:29 PM   #73
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Cool Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

Originally Posted by MamoVaka

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

You to huh !

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Dude... y'all just need to get laid....
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Old 01-19-05, 08:18 PM   #75
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yeah, it wasn't that good afterall then, right?
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Old 01-19-05, 11:59 PM   #76
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Originally Posted by Qlitchford
It probably shouldn't be really. Salt water....pretty much semen....is almost an insulator...definetly not a conductor.
Quite the opposite
Read up.

Oh, and this topic made Collegehumor.com!
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hm, wonder if he used arctic silver 3 or 5 for lube?
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Originally Posted by -=Gib-McFragger=-
Do you realize that this retarded thread is linked on EVERY hardware forum on the planet???

almost 100k views WTF????
Heh i guess this shows what really intrest people these days ...

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i dont know my 6800gt is such a SL*T. so i can understand.
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Old 01-20-05, 10:35 AM   #80
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Wow I tried applying this to my 6800 GT and I have had no more freezes! Woohoo! I suggest everyone should try this as it seems to work wonderfully and increases your benchmark scores ,it also gives you pleasure and satisfaction

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we have all gotten horny over computer hardware before...........
havent we?
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Ok I have a sad update.
Earlier I applied the semen to my card and thought I had struck gold because my freezing problems stopped and my speeds increased. Well my problems are back big time. I called an Nvidia doctor and they informed me that my card is now more than likely pregnant. He said my card will start craving exotic voltages and will get bloated and slow way down. He suggested I dump the card before it starts costing me mega bucks and just get with another newer younger card. The last thing he mentioned was to always protect my card from any semen and I will never have to go through this again.
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Or you could just put it in a plastic bag and in the freezer.
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