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Old 01-21-05, 07:58 PM   #97
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Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?
If the GPU fan sucked....it's no wonder that what happened, happened.
Isn't the antistatic bag supposed to be used as protection?
Did the 6800 cum with a tissue?
Or install Outlook....it have great sperm-filter built in

But it's kinda cool to have hardware that turnes it self into software when it is done duplicating itself
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Old 01-21-05, 08:52 PM   #98
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I actually decided to register in here after I saw this thread on another forum....

You guys really seem like the "serious" hardware guys... LMAO

(Nvidia, the way it's meant to be played with?)
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Old 01-21-05, 09:33 PM   #99
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I can not believe this thread is this long about jacking off on a card ,but since it is over 90% water i guess it would be the same thing as spilling water on it without the pleasure.
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Ahhh screw it
 
Old 01-22-05, 03:33 AM   #101
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By any chance, did ur brand PASTE a NUDE STICKER of NALUU on ur cards HSF.????
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Old 01-22-05, 07:59 AM   #102
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wow. i was just looking around for info about my 4th child (Alienware 7700m w/ GF Go 6800) and here i am. although everyone is so shocked, if you're not married and you don't have any moral problem w/ it, why not? i am lucky to have a very attractive wife who, after almost 5 yrs, still initiates sex more than i do. yes, thank you, i know; i'm dead serious. assuming your last post is a hoax (i can't imagine you told someone from nVidia the violation you perpetrated on one of their products).

i would think a little (very little) alcohol with a cloth would do the trick (paper would get stuck on the solder points). you really would want to make sure NO circuits are bridged and everything is dry when you power up. i spilled half a cup of water into an old Dell Inspiron 4000 a few years ago, and since I gave it several days to thoroughly dry, it was good as new.

abstinence is the key. i would recommend spending the time you do searching for digital hookers looking for an actual mate. Women like it as much or more as men, and if you are in that kind of relationship, she would probably help you out if you are really in a bind.

good luck, & don't be too embarrassed. i know how it is- i ended up with a son at 18, but PLEASE don't ever do this again.
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i am lucky to have a very attractive wife who, after almost 5 yrs, still initiates sex more than i do.
This guy is not kidding. Even though I am married his wife is coming over in a bit to start initiating
 
Old 01-22-05, 08:47 AM   #104
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holly cow over 120k views


is this what happened when you opened up the box with the 6800u in it
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Old 01-22-05, 02:34 PM   #105
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SICK>... U guys should give him some dating tips instead... that'll prevent such unforseen concequences.
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you guys are bad, so it COMES down to this: to SE-A-MEN mess up he video card over a bad spilled load, I know that these card are hot but please
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I have the appropriate tools to repair a moisture damaged graphics card. Will be willing to swap the 6800ultra in question for a 19" cumstained benQ monitor and $300 cumstained dollars.
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