Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

MamoVaka · 01-01-05, 09:20 AM

Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

01-01-05, 09:43 AM

dude most have had some quality porn...

Lfctony · 01-01-05, 09:57 AM

ragejg · 01-01-05, 09:59 AM

omg omg omg...

Most ridiculous thread of 2005, candidate #001...

Morn · 01-01-05, 10:01 AM

Hmm I take it you have a thing for hardware parts? Anyway you can just RMA it I'll doubt they'll check for semen.

ragejg · 01-01-05, 10:06 AM

I say clean it with a toothbrush and alcohol and give it another go... I had a friend who somehow spilled coke (coca-cola), or posibly chocolate milk on his pc, and a bit got on his GF3 and temporarilly killed it... After a thorough cleaning it survived unscathed...

Rollo · 01-01-05, 10:23 AM

It clearly states in your warranty : "Coverage does NOT include damage caused sticky jism, cavity insertion, or proximity to electical sexual devices, and/or gerbils".

So I think you're screwed.

gram_vaz · 01-01-05, 10:32 AM

lol, i'm lmao at this thread.

zyklon69 · 01-01-05, 10:44 AM

He "you" don't deserved to get the card repaired/replaced.

amenx · 01-01-05, 12:13 PM

Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK.

**FlyVomit** · 01-01-05, 01:00 PM

LMAO Are you sure that you're not from the forums at slackercentral ??

BlakeStone · 01-01-05, 01:12 PM

Man! How could he help himself? Those 6800 heatsink/fan combos are HOT!!!

01-01-05, 09:20 AM	#1
MamoVaka Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38	Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Hi, Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen. Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

01-01-05, 09:43 AM	#2
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01-01-05, 09:57 AM	#3
Lfctony Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Larnaca, Cyprus Posts: 4,152	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! __________________ Fafnir: Intel Core 2 Quad 6600@3.2Ghz\|eVGA 780i SLI\|PNY GTX480 \|Kingston DDR667 4096MB\|WD Black Caviar 500GB\|Seagate SATA 250GB\|Seagate SATA 200GB\| Seagate SATA 160GB\|OptiArc AD-7173S DVDRW\|Nec 3351 DVDRW\|Creative X-FI XM\|LG Flatron W2261V\|Logitech X-530\|Thermaltake Armor\|Amptac 850W SLI PSU\|Logitech G9 Mouse\|Xigmatek HDT S-1283 CPU Cooler\|Windows 7/FW 257.21 PS2 - Wii - Xbox - Xbox360 - PSP - GC - PS3 Owner Boycott Starforce... Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?

01-01-05, 09:59 AM	#4
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01-01-05, 10:01 AM	#5
Morn Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 130	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Hmm I take it you have a thing for hardware parts? Anyway you can just RMA it I'll doubt they'll check for semen.

01-01-05, 10:06 AM	#6
ragejg nV News Alumni Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Finger Lakes of Hell, NY Posts: 5,399	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! I say clean it with a toothbrush and alcohol and give it another go... I had a friend who somehow spilled coke (coca-cola), or posibly chocolate milk on his pc, and a bit got on his GF3 and temporarilly killed it... After a thorough cleaning it survived unscathed... __________________ 2010-2011 Reviews: GTX 570 \| GTX 580 \| GTS 450 \| GTX 460 \| GTX 465 Pre-2010 Reviews: 6600 GT \| XMS 4400 DDR \| SilenX Cooler \| 6800 \| 5900 XT \| Personal Cinema \| 5900 NU ______________________________________________ Phenom II x6 1090t @ 4.0 ghz \| Asus M498TD-EVO Am3 SLI nForce 980a \| 2x EVGA GTX 560 SLI \| 2x4gb DDR3-1333 \| Antec EarthWatts EA650 PSU \| 60gb Mushkin Calisto Enhanced Sandforce SSD \| 2x WD2500KS RAID 0 \| Sunbeam Tuniq 3 case \| 24" Asus 19x10 LED LCD \| 26" Panasonic 720p TV \| Sidewinder X5 mouse \| Logitech MX5500 & Revolution mouse \| Altec Lansing 5.1 THX-Certified audio \| Win 7 Ultimate \| desk \| couch "Stars must die so that I may live. I... stepped out of a Supernova."

01-01-05, 10:23 AM	#7
Rollo Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,719	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! It clearly states in your warranty : "Coverage does NOT include damage caused sticky jism, cavity insertion, or proximity to electical sexual devices, and/or gerbils". So I think you're screwed.

01-01-05, 10:32 AM	#8
gram_vaz Cybersix Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,097	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! lol, i'm lmao at this thread.

01-01-05, 10:44 AM	#9
zyklon69 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 77	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! He "you" don't deserved to get the card repaired/replaced.

01-01-05, 12:13 PM	#10
amenx Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 36	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK.

01-01-05, 01:00 PM	#11
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01-01-05, 01:12 PM	#12
BlakeStone Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 23	Re: Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra! Man! How could he help himself? Those 6800 heatsink/fan combos are HOT!!! __________________ "When all else fails, nine inch nails."

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