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Old 01-01-05, 10:20 AM   #1
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Arrow Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?
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Old 01-01-05, 10:43 AM   #2
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dude most have had some quality porn...
 
Old 01-01-05, 10:57 AM   #3
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omg omg omg...

Most ridiculous thread of 2005, candidate #001...
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Old 01-01-05, 11:01 AM   #5
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Hmm I take it you have a thing for hardware parts? Anyway you can just RMA it I'll doubt they'll check for semen.
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I say clean it with a toothbrush and alcohol and give it another go... I had a friend who somehow spilled coke (coca-cola), or posibly chocolate milk on his pc, and a bit got on his GF3 and temporarilly killed it... After a thorough cleaning it survived unscathed...
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Old 01-01-05, 11:23 AM   #7
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It clearly states in your warranty : "Coverage does NOT include damage caused sticky jism, cavity insertion, or proximity to electical sexual devices, and/or gerbils".

So I think you're screwed.
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lol, i'm lmao at this thread.
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Old 01-01-05, 11:44 AM   #9
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He "you" don't deserved to get the card repaired/replaced.
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Old 01-01-05, 01:13 PM   #10
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Best way to remove semen from a GPU is to lick it off. Run your tongue on the card from top to bottom several times than do the same sideways and it should be OK.
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LMAO Are you sure that you're not from the forums at slackercentral ??


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Man! How could he help himself? Those 6800 heatsink/fan combos are HOT!!!
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