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Old 04-08-06, 09:55 PM   #1
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Default I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

In EQ2 and in my 30 day free trial of WoW, all I seem to read about is cracks/jokes and what not about Chuck Norris.

What's so funny about this? Did I miss something? Where did all this come from?

Is this comparable to Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murphy's "I'm Rick James b*t*h" from a year or so ago? (now that one was damn funny)

It's rather annoying to say the least. It's to the point when I see the name I turn off the chat channel.
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Old 04-08-06, 10:17 PM   #2
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

I think it a ridicule to the fact that he always comes out on top in a fight with his stupid round-the-house kicks. It's basically a parody of his invincibility. Now these jokes have spread to a wide range of themes.

For example: Chuck Norris can make two-minute noodles in one minute.
Or, Chuck Norris sleeps with his bed light on because the dark is afraid of him.
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Old 04-08-06, 11:10 PM   #3
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

I take it you don't watch much Conan Obrian
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Old 04-08-06, 11:19 PM   #4
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

You don't get Chuck Norris jokes.

Chck Norris's jokes get you.
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Old 04-08-06, 11:40 PM   #5
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

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You don't get Chuck Norris jokes.

Chck Norris's jokes get you.
OMG!!! Lol.
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Old 04-08-06, 11:48 PM   #6
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

Chuck Norris is funny because he's 80 and could still kick your ass. Everyone knows that. So they make jokes about him.
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

You know, I just realized that these are very similar to the "In soviet Russia..." jokes
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Old 04-09-06, 04:12 AM   #8
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

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You know, I just realized that these are very similar to the "In soviet Russia..." jokes
What!?!?! Russia jokes?? Never heard any ... please tell me some. I would love jokes like that.
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Old 04-09-06, 04:23 AM   #9
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...ris_Facts.html

Thats the reason.

He's mellow, cool and takes everything in his stride.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...ck_Norris.html
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Old 04-09-06, 06:27 AM   #10
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Come on! He's everywhere!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw
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Old 04-09-06, 07:04 AM   #11
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Norris jokes? Nobody jokes about "The Chuck", lest ye be destroyed.

The things you read on the internet are Norris FACTS... chucknorrisfacts.com for more info!
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Old 04-09-06, 08:23 AM   #12
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Default Re: I don't get Chuck Norris jokes...

I think it was conan o'brien "Texas Ranger Lever" jokes working in tandem with chucknorrisfacts on the web. Dunno which came first
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