Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC?

evox · 09-02-08, 11:34 PM

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Capable of playing quite literally any game ever released to any console, it is hard to see why anyone would ever choose or want another console. But for those few fanboys holding hard onto their beliefs, we added a few extra things. Inside the beautiful exterior, we find specialized hardware for Artificial Intelligence as well as one with the sole purpose of accelerating & generating life like physics. We also find a FPGA (modular CPU) directly connected with the GPU & CPU, all sharing memory. The specific purpose of the FPGA is ever changing in its nature & can be used to greatly accelerate specific AI, graphics or physics functions. When not being used it transforms itself into a form that allows it to help with secure distributed computing in tasks with the goal to aid humanity in its understanding of physics, chemistry, biology, weather, medicine & the world as we know it. Can it get any better? It can! We are just getting started!

http://www.piicron.com/consoles/ubercron.php

**Destroy** · 09-02-08, 11:53 PM

This is a joke right?

I suppose it could work but I highly doubt it will be emulating anything of recent vintage from the last 4 years.

NaitoSan · 09-03-08, 12:06 AM

I'm betting this is a joke. This reminds me of Phantom console.

CaptNKILL · 09-03-08, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by NaitoSan

I'm betting this is a joke. This reminds me of Phantom console.

Ahhh, the Phantom.

The Ubercron and the Phantom will probably be released right after the new Bitboys graphics card.

...

Bundled with Duke Nukem Forever.

einstein_314 · 09-03-08, 12:35 AM

If you even remotely believe this....you are a fool

evox · 09-03-08, 12:55 AM

Check this thread for more info:
http://www.hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1342124

BTW, I don't believe this a bit.

Badboy_12345 · 09-03-08, 01:06 AM

hahahahaha this must be a joke

3 x Blu-ray combo?
Controllers: 8 included
Wireless: GSM, 3G

wtf?

NaitoSan · 09-03-08, 01:11 AM

ROFL

LordJuanlo · 09-03-08, 02:19 AM

I will buy, only if it's powered by teh c3ll

Lfctony · 09-03-08, 02:23 AM

https://www.piicron.com/invest.php

Bahaha! Invest now... Sure, I'll just put my house on mortgage and give you all my money!

Zeus666 · 09-03-08, 05:30 AM

omg this is madness !

LordJuanlo · 09-03-08, 05:52 AM

The FAQ section is very funny

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Why should I buy any of your consoles?! I can use my PC & emulators to play old games.

The vast majority of people are idiots, as in total idiots. Most would not be able to do just that if their lives depended on it, great many know not even what it means & some have never heard of it, tho they love to game casually. An interesting thought, how did you manage to emulate all consoles for the last two generations perfectly? All by yourself? Need a job?

09-02-08, 11:53 PM	#2
Destroy Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,993	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? This is a joke right? I suppose it could work but I highly doubt it will be emulating anything of recent vintage from the last 4 years. __________________ Vista64 Home Premium Gigabyte GA-EP35C-DS3R CPU E8500 with Corsair H50 cooler HIS 6970, always 19x10res Memory 8 Gig OCZ 1000@1024 Display Westinghouse 37" LVM-37w1 LCD monitor

09-03-08, 12:06 AM	#3
NaitoSan Student @ DigiPen Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,069	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? I'm betting this is a joke. This reminds me of Phantom console. __________________ 17-inch MacBook Pro: Unibody \| Intel Core 2 T9800 @ 2.93GHz \| Nvidia 9400M GT / 9600M GT 512MB GDDR3 \| 320GB 7200RPM SATA \| 4GB DDR3 PC1066 \| Mac OS X v10.6 Snow Leopard \| Windows 7 Professional x64 Desktop: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 @ 3.6GHz \| ASUS P5K Deluxe/WiFi-AP \| 4GB G.Skill F2-6400PHU1 @ 800MHz 4-4-3-5 \| EVGA GeForce 8800 GTX 768MB \| Western Digital Raptor X 150GB \| Samsung 32" HDTV \| Windows 7 Professional x64 Note: English is my second language so please bear with my grammar!

09-03-08, 12:35 AM	#5
einstein_314 w00t!! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Victoria, BC Posts: 2,905	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? If you even remotely believe this....you are a fool __________________ Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 @ 3.2GHz (9 x 355) w/ Swiftec APOGEE GTX Waterblock\|\| Asus P5B-Deluxe WiFi Edition eVGA 8800 GTX Superclocked Edition @ 675/1150 w/ DangerDen 8800GTX Waterblock\|\| 4x1GB Mushkin XP2 PC2-8500 X-Fi Fatal1ty 64MB \|\| PC Power & Cooling Silencer 750W \|\| Seagate 7200.10 320 GB \|\| Dell 2407WFP Logitech Z-5300 Speakers \|\| Sennheiser HD555's \|\| Logitech G7 \|\| Logitech G15 \|\| Windows Vista Ultimate x64

09-03-08, 12:55 AM	#6
evox :3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: India Posts: 2,254	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? Check this thread for more info: http://www.hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1342124 BTW, I don't believe this a bit. __________________ The Polite Gamers - Steam Group

09-03-08, 01:06 AM	#7
Badboy_12345 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,362	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? hahahahaha this must be a joke 3 x Blu-ray combo? Controllers: 8 included Wireless: GSM, 3G wtf?

09-03-08, 01:11 AM	#8
NaitoSan Student @ DigiPen Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,069	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? ROFL __________________ 17-inch MacBook Pro: Unibody \| Intel Core 2 T9800 @ 2.93GHz \| Nvidia 9400M GT / 9600M GT 512MB GDDR3 \| 320GB 7200RPM SATA \| 4GB DDR3 PC1066 \| Mac OS X v10.6 Snow Leopard \| Windows 7 Professional x64 Desktop: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 @ 3.6GHz \| ASUS P5K Deluxe/WiFi-AP \| 4GB G.Skill F2-6400PHU1 @ 800MHz 4-4-3-5 \| EVGA GeForce 8800 GTX 768MB \| Western Digital Raptor X 150GB \| Samsung 32" HDTV \| Windows 7 Professional x64 Note: English is my second language so please bear with my grammar!

09-03-08, 02:19 AM	#9
LordJuanlo Widescreen rules Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Spain Posts: 2,184	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? I will buy, only if it's powered by teh c3ll __________________ Core i7 920 / Noctua NH-U12P SE1366 Gigabyte EX58-Extreme / 6 Gb OCZ PC3-12800 Platinum 1 x Intel X-25M G2 80 Gb / 3 x Seagate 1 Tb (RAID5) ATI 5870 (Graphics) + GeForce 9600GT (PhysX) on Samsung SM244T 1920x1200 LG GGW-H20L BluRay & HD-DVD / Logitech Z-5500 5.1 DTS / Westone 3 Earphones Asus Xonar D2 / 360 Elite Wireless Controller / Gigabyte Odin GT 800W Windows 7 x64 (also a 360 and a PSP )

09-03-08, 02:23 AM	#10
Lfctony Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Larnaca, Cyprus Posts: 4,152	Re: Ubercron! The Ultimate Game Console/PC? https://www.piicron.com/invest.php Bahaha! Invest now... Sure, I'll just put my house on mortgage and give you all my money! __________________ Fafnir: Intel Core 2 Quad 6600@3.2Ghz\|eVGA 780i SLI\|PNY GTX480 \|Kingston DDR667 4096MB\|WD Black Caviar 500GB\|Seagate SATA 250GB\|Seagate SATA 200GB\| Seagate SATA 160GB\|OptiArc AD-7173S DVDRW\|Nec 3351 DVDRW\|Creative X-FI XM\|LG Flatron W2261V\|Logitech X-530\|Thermaltake Armor\|Amptac 850W SLI PSU\|Logitech G9 Mouse\|Xigmatek HDT S-1283 CPU Cooler\|Windows 7/FW 257.21 PS2 - Wii - Xbox - Xbox360 - PSP - GC - PS3 Owner Boycott Starforce... Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?

09-03-08, 05:30 AM	#11
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